Flavor Flav Quotes & Sayings

Doing scripted acting is a challenge to me. I can't remember things too good, so remembering lines is a challenge to your boy. — Flavor Flav

I got my degree in culinary arts in 1978. — Flavor Flav

Honestly, Flav is not much of a video game player these days. BUT, I used to spend hours on Time Crisis. I beat all levels, man. — Flavor Flav

We never broke up. As long as I'm living and as long as Chuck D is living, Public Enemy is always going to be alive. — Flavor Flav

When I was in jail, I was a lot of people's favorite person. I practically ran the jail. I had more freedom than the police. — Flavor Flav

Queen Latifah used to help me out with my kids, because while we were all out on tour - Public Enemy, Naughty By Nature, Queen Latifah, Heavy D - when Public Enemy went onstage, I didn't have anybody solid to watch my kids. So, Latifah would help me out. — Flavor Flav

Your man Flavor Flav is living! — Flavor Flav

If anyone wants to know what the definition of 'dope' means, it's: 'Definition of Public Enemy.' — Flavor Flav

They claim we're products from the bottom of Hell,
But the black is back, and it's bound to sell.
Picture us coolin' out on the Fourth of July ...
And if you heard we were celebratin', that's a worldwide lie. — Flavor Flav

Being a man with a big heart, a man of consideration, a man who wants to do the right thing by people, and a follower of Christ (who said "Love thy enemy" -- though I would add "from a distance")[...] — Flavor Flav

I ain't scared to do another dating show, but I ain't really trying to. I want to do a talk show or something. I've done enough dating on television. I'm ready to spread my wings, and go down other avenues. — Flavor Flav

I look more to the future. That's where my head is at. — Flavor Flav

My chicken ain't no joke. I ain't scared to go up against the Colonel, tastewise. — Flavor Flav

I just want to show the world it's never too late to get your diploma, and show kids they should stay in school and not wait until you're old to get it. — Flavor Flav

I worked as a head cook at courthouses and high schools. I left it behind when I started getting into my music real heavy. — Flavor Flav

It was you that chose your due,
You built a maze you can't get through.
I tried to help you all I can,
Now I can't do nuttin' for you, man! — Flavor Flav

I wear my Viking helmet because the horns define how sharp my brains are. If you try to rub me the wrong way, I will stick you with both of my horns. — Flavor Flav

I lost my virginity when I was 6 years old. — Flavor Flav

The hype man's job is to get everybody out of their seats and on the dance floor to have a good time. — Flavor Flav

I got a way to get through to kids. I try to take that and use that to my advantage. If we work on the kids right now, I'm telling you, they'll be making less mistakes, the jails will be gettin' less full. It's all about what we do with the kids. — Flavor Flav

What I'm trying to do is put back into rap music what's missing - which is the good part, the fun part, that party part. — Flavor Flav

Best advice that I ever got is to do whatever it takes to make myself happy, so that I'll be able to make others happy. If I'm not happy, I can't make other people happy. — Flavor Flav

Since 1987, when I got my first one, I've been wearing a clock around my neck 24/7. You feel me? 24/7. — Flavor Flav

I got a lot happening, a whole lot, and it's not always easy being me. — Flavor Flav

I've taken a lot of time to build up the name Flavor Flav, but this could come tumbling down in 30 seconds. If you want to keep what you worked for hard all your life, then you got to do the right thing in your life. — Flavor Flav

Remember the diner in 'Happy Days?' I do want to do a show like that. But an updated version. — Flavor Flav

I'll tell you one thing you can't do: you can't put your shoes on, then your socks on. — Flavor Flav

Back in the day, when the D.J. would be playing a record, I'd be on the mic trying to hype up the crowd. So once Public Enemy became a rap group, I decided that that's the role that I wanted to take on. I wanted to be the one that was hyping, because I've always been good at it. I can hype up any crowd. — Flavor Flav

My parents owned a soul food diner. It inspired me to go to culinary school. — Flavor Flav

I grew up playing about 15 instruments and the way that I was able to accomplish that was by cutting my classes, hanging out in the band room all day, and going from one instrument to the next to the next, until I learned how to play everything by ear. — Flavor Flav

I know I have a hit show on my hands. — Flavor Flav

I set our house on fire when I was a little child playing with lighters. Boy, did I burn the place down! — Flavor Flav

I'm not doing no more 'Flavor of Loves.' I'm trying to grow. I don't want to stay on the same page. You can't stay on the same page in order to get to the next chap. — Flavor Flav

I want a girl who looks good when she wakes up in the morning. We could take her face and dip it in dough and she'll make some nice-face cookies. Some girls wake up, man, you could put their face in dough and you'll get a gorilla cookie, for real! — Flavor Flav

Definitely, I think I'm a life coach for real. The lessons I give are lessons you can take to the bank. — Flavor Flav

If I do look back, I'll say that I'm blessed. I'm blessed, and I appreciate God for not only letting me live through everything, but to prosper. — Flavor Flav

I'm a real big celebrity. I'm this megastar. — Flavor Flav

Back in the day, cooking definitely was the thing where you could make a lot of money. Also, it was something that I liked to do. — Flavor Flav

I'm trying to grow. I don't want to stay on the same page. — Flavor Flav

I try and spend a lot of time with my kids. I try and have fun with my kids. I try to put father time in there. — Flavor Flav

One thing you can't do with babies, you can't give them steak. — Flavor Flav

So get up, get, get get down 911 is a joke in yo town — Flavor Flav

Hip-hop is when you have crowd participation; when you chant at the audience and they chant back at you; when you wave your hands in the air like you just don't care; or some breakdancing. Everything today is just low-beat, real bass-y, bass-y, good rap records. — Flavor Flav

I have over a hundred clocks. I've got fancy clocks and clocks from all over the world that people made for me. — Flavor Flav

I remember rap music. We used to party and dance off of it. Today it's all about a whole different angle ... Rappers are going against each other, and it's more of a bragging, boasting thing. — Flavor Flav

The moments we have behind us, you won't be able to see again. We're only responsible for what we live in right now. — Flavor Flav