Faina Ranevskaya Quotes & Sayings

It's not a face, but a personal insult. — Faina Ranevskaya

I've been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly. — Faina Ranevskaya

It has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the wealth. — Faina Ranevskaya

Success is the only unforgivable sin against your neighbor. — Faina Ranevskaya

Women critics are amazons in climax. — Faina Ranevskaya

Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality. — Faina Ranevskaya

Spelling mistakes in a letter is like a bug on a white shirt. — Faina Ranevskaya

Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs? — Faina Ranevskaya

Lesbians, homosexuals, masochism, sadism are not perversions. Actually, there are only two perversions: hockey on grass and ballet on ice. — Faina Ranevskaya

Health is when it hurts in a new place every day. — Faina Ranevskaya

A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa. — Faina Ranevskaya

When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late. — Faina Ranevskaya

Like all people in love, I was obnoxious and stupid, threatened suicide ... And the one I was supposed to make worry only giggled. — Faina Ranevskaya

Aging is tedious, but it is the only way to live long. — Faina Ranevskaya

Beauty is a horrible power. — Faina Ranevskaya

I had enough brain to live a stupid life. — Faina Ranevskaya

On should life his life in such a way that even bastards remember him. — Faina Ranevskaya

Optimism is lack of information. — Faina Ranevskaya

God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men. — Faina Ranevskaya

Family can replace everything. So, before starting a family, one should think what's more important: family or everything. — Faina Ranevskaya

If a woman walks with her head down - she has a lover! If a woman walks with her head proudly up - she has a lover! If a woman carries her head straight - she has a lover! And actually, if a woman has a head, she has a
lover! — Faina Ranevskaya

Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing. — Faina Ranevskaya

My fortune is in the fact that I don't need it. — Faina Ranevskaya

If a patient wants to live, doctors are impotent. — Faina Ranevskaya

It is a shame to confess but among all living creatures only man doesn't know what is useful for him. — Faina Ranevskaya

You cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget it. — Faina Ranevskaya

A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband. — Faina Ranevskaya

All my life I've swam in the loo butterfly style. — Faina Ranevskaya