Elle Klass Quotes & Sayings

I know it looks like a straw mop but I don't look like the girl on that magazine do I? — Elle Klass

A bridge. A big bridge with lots of traffic. You can't be serious. I've almost killed us at least twice going up and down these crazy hilly roads!" I yelped with true fear in my quivering voice. — Elle Klass

Hi, I'm Bub Richards." He extended his hand in greeting. I didn't extend mine back. I was floored that he just plopped down like he was invited. He wasn't a bad looking man, with soft blue eyes, chestnut wavy hair and baby face, but he had an awful lot of gall.
"I'm leaving, nice to meet you, Bub," I said as I stood up. — Elle Klass

To us," she said. raising her glass. We both sucked back the sweet drink as if it were nectar. — Elle Klass

I'm so sorry, I forget to introduce m'self. Cleo, shat for Cleopaitra, cause m' daddy always said I look like an Egyptian princess. And ya are?"
"Not as happy to meet you," he said. — Elle Klass

She fully expected to see a maniacal killer raising his arms with a plastic bag in his hands to suffocate her — Elle Klass

A crack of lightning beamed from the sky, leaving a hole in the ground. Smoke elevated from it. Within seconds, I was covered in rain, drenched, unsteady, and cold, I half stumbled, half crawled back towards my car. — Elle Klass

Really? Okay, let's roll." I didn't want to learn to drive in his beast of a vehicle, but I wasn't going to take his not so subtle ridicule either. — Elle Klass

She flashed me the evil eye, which I found spooky that college professors could do every bit as manically as any grade school teacher. — Elle Klass

With every step I expected a poltergeist to sail down from the ceiling and take charge of my body or find a zombie hunkered in a corner eating Jerry's flesh. — Elle Klass

A man coalesced before me, his face ambiguous, and his voice that of demon spawn. It mocked my existence. — Elle Klass

He swallowed his food this time and actually spoke instead of humphing, — Elle Klass

The sheer strength of the storm lifted my body further and I began twisting with it like a ballerina in an out of control pirouette. — Elle Klass

Through the fuzziness the form of a person struggles to exist, but instantaneously vanishes, leaving a warm, melty feeling inside me. I focus, once more and I can see a smile with straight teeth. Teeth that make me want to climb my tongue inside and feel around. I explore further and can taste sweetness and spice at the same time. — Elle Klass

It seemed my self defense skills had that effect on people, I thought, remembering when I threw Halette over my shoulder in Paris, twice. — Elle Klass

Obviously baffled he scrunched his brows and pinched his lips. — Elle Klass

Her red hair seemed to turn into flames of fire, and smoke billowed through each ear. — Elle Klass

Who else would it be? You've been blond - what like twenty four hours and airheadedness has already caught up to you? — Elle Klass

As I pressed the doorbell button it popped off the wall and hung by two colored cords. Obviously it didn't work, so I knocked. — Elle Klass