Elizabeth A. Reeves Quotes & Sayings

I am not responsible for my behavior when under the influence of ice cream. — Elizabeth A. Reeves

This was one of those times that a pint just wouldn't cut it. — Elizabeth A. Reeves

If Gwyn could face death unafraid, how could I face life with any less courage? — Elizabeth A. Reeves

I didn't really need to know what my zombie rooster thought of me. — Elizabeth A. Reeves

The hard way, of course. It always has to be that hard way, doesn't it? No easy paths in this life. There's nothing like losing the strongest love in the universe to realize that you can't live without it." I — Elizabeth A. Reeves

Merlin seemed really relaxed and lackadaisical for a cat who had just transported through a public restroom into Magic Central and been met by a ghoul at the door. — Elizabeth A. Reeves

Within the magical community, most brides are virgins. Do you have any idea how many curses and other horrible things are associated with virginity and virgin bloodshed? For witches, having sex before marriage invites all sorts of evil magic in. — Elizabeth A. Reeves

If my courage was a man, I imagined that he would be big, scarred, and wear a kilt. I'd seen a documentary once — Elizabeth A. Reeves

You know, they never talk about this part of owning a sword in books." "Yeah, and girls don't menstruate in books either." Donovan gaped at me. I grinned back at him. "What? It's true! Ever read a romance novel? Talk about unrealistic! That whole vampire boyfriend thing would be over the second she started getting her period. — Elizabeth A. Reeves

What are you doing sitting around and feeling sorry for yourself? When life kicks your butt, kick the shit out of it! — Elizabeth A. Reeves

Hmm, I wondered as I knocked on Stephan's door, would you call a mischievous young ghoul? A ghouligan? I snorted at my own pun. I cracked myself up. — Elizabeth A. Reeves

A lie by omission is just as bad as a lie by commission. — Elizabeth A. Reeves

In my opinion, there were very few things in life that ice cream couldn't fix. — Elizabeth A. Reeves

with my nicely butter-laminated dough. It was, as expected, perfect. I marveled again at the way someone as strong as Tarry could so carefully — Elizabeth A. Reeves

You know, Electrocuted Zombie Brides... — Elizabeth A. Reeves

Poor Amy. I could tell she was suffering. Poor Thing. Life was so tough for the rich, beautiful and magical. — Elizabeth A. Reeves

I spent most of my life believing there would never be a Prince Charming out there for me. Kissing toads can have that effect on a girl. — Elizabeth A. Reeves

floral olive oil sorbet with mandarin orange swirls. — Elizabeth A. Reeves

My sister had picked a gorgeous beach in northern Washington State called Gray's Harbor. — Elizabeth A. Reeves

Where was my inner plucky heroine? Probably having cupcakes with my inner child and my inner diva. I had a feeling they did that a lot. — Elizabeth A. Reeves

How do you express a skinny blonde werewolf and a former toad in a cake? — Elizabeth A. Reeves