Edward Monkton Quotes & Sayings

The plate is happy but the toast hasn't slept well and is seeking revenge. — Edward Monkton

Beware of the deadly donky,
falling from the sky'
you can choose the way you live,
my friend,
but not the way you die. — Edward Monkton

Beware the toast that has no ears — Edward Monkton

He knows not where he's going,
For the ocean will decide,
Its not the destination,
It's the glory of the ride — Edward Monkton

FOLLOW YOUR HEART
for your heart will always know the answer. but if it tells you to strangle kittens or something then DON'T follow it anymore.I mean it's just a heart, right? It's not the Dalai lama. — Edward Monkton

In that still and settled place
There's nobody but you
You're where I breathe my oxygen
You're where I see my view
And when the world feels full of noise
My heart knows what to do
It finds that still and settled place
And dances there with you — Edward Monkton