Dudley Moore Quotes & Sayings

Music is the surest way of reaching someone else's heart. — Dudley Moore

I wish I had a dime for every dime I have. — Dudley Moore

The best car safety device is a rear view mirror with a cop in it. — Dudley Moore

Jaguar - For men who'd like hand-jobs from beautiful women they hardly know. — Dudley Moore

I haven't had that many women - only as many as I could lay my hands on. — Dudley Moore

It seems that a lot of people, who haven't known of me as a pianist, think I've just started off as a comedian. And so for them the piano was something extra. But, of course, playing the piano was something that came before all of what's happened now. — Dudley Moore

Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets. — Dudley Moore

I certainly did feel inferior. Because of class. Because of strength. Because of height. I guess if I'd been able to hit somebody in the nose, I wouldn't have been a comic. — Dudley Moore

Maybe the memory does play tricks. Increasingly, I'm thinking, 'What was their name? I knew that name yesterday.' I think that's what happens. At some point, I'll forget that I ever worked with Peter Cook, I suppose, and Alan Bennett and Jonathan Miller. — Dudley Moore

Masturbation is always very safe. You not only control the person you're with, but you can leave when you want to. — Dudley Moore

I am trapped in this body, and there is nothing I can do about it. — Dudley Moore

When I think of Canada I think of tonic water. — Dudley Moore

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands — Dudley Moore

In the course of an average lifetime anyone growing up in a house with such a clock will hear the tune over a million times. — Dudley Moore

Volvo - they're boxy but they're good. — Dudley Moore

I can hear the music all around me. — Dudley Moore