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I wish I was a man. A man can do so many things. He can go to sea. He can be a soldier. He can fly. He can crawl in and out of beds. He can get drunk and into messes. Then all he has to do is sober up and take a bath and no one thinks less of him". — Day Keene
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It's tax season. When I woke this morning and realized it was tax season, I said, My God, didn't we just pay taxes last year?" Author: David Letterman