David S. Atkinson Quotes & Sayings

I don't even like fishing," I remarked, "with or without scrotums, particularly snagged ones. — David S. Atkinson

Anyway, a bunch of penguins were living in a ceramic bowl of cold spaghetti noodles. There was no tomato sauce because it didn't exist yet, but that was okay. As the spaghetti was cold, moisture condensed upon it. This kept the spaghetti from sticking, or from sticking to the penguins, or the bowl. It also kept the penguins from sticking to the bowl, and from sticking to each other.
As I mentioned, tomato sauce did not exist yet. You should realize since this was a beginning, the moisture didn't either. Neither did the bowl. I think you can guess about the penguins. How could there be penguins if nothing existed yet? — David S. Atkinson

It was a bowl cut, the hairstyle for someone who doesn't grasp respectable haircuts but suddenly has to have one. — David S. Atkinson