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David C. Holley Quotes & Sayings

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Famous Quotes By David C. Holley

Word of advice for any young man that might want to take out Malia or Sasha Obama - Their father can order an assassination, don't piss him off. — David C. Holley

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. — David C. Holley

There are only a few things that are more entertaining than watching a cat trying to run across a freshly waxed wood floor after a ball. — David C. Holley

Oh I'd be more than happy to hold, I'll just spend the time working on that brain tumor. — David C. Holley

Women do not lie about their age. In fact, no woman ever has, its just that memory is the first thing to go. — David C. Holley

Word of advice - never ask a terrorist the question 'What would you do for a Klondike bar?'. — David C. Holley

Anyone else find it funny that Bernie Madoff's last name is a homophone of 'made-off'? — David C. Holley

Son, my dad said, every man needs a bitter, resentful woman in his life. Because there's nothing more touching to a mother's heart than to know that her son thinks of her constantly. — David C. Holley

The Black Pit of Despair is temporarily closed for renovations. We apologize for any inconvenience. — David C. Holley

If a 6 foot tall talking Badger comes to your door with a great deal on health insurance, be certain to ask if it includes in-patient psychiatric care. — David C. Holley