Dakota Cassidy Quotes & Sayings

Do you promise to help me pack up my apartment and get all my stuff? I have a lot of stuff. A lot. Shoes and purses and clothes and nail polish. I have way more purses than you brought and at least a gatrillion dresses. I can't live without them-'
'I promise to haul your shit around. — Dakota Cassidy

And made Nina see rainbows and stars and stupid-assed unicorns. — Dakota Cassidy

You know, Miss Dixie, there's a time for letting things go, and there's a time for loadin' up your gun for bear. — Dakota Cassidy

Hoorah, all things lycanthropic. — Dakota Cassidy

Everything had become so Twilight only without the sparklies. — Dakota Cassidy

Honestly, Im having trouble with the fact that youre having difficulty believing us. You are the only one in the room levitating. — Dakota Cassidy

Who was Greg and why was he biting Nina? In fact, how did he get close enough to Nina in order to bite her before she bit him first? — Dakota Cassidy

Is anyone ever really the same after being pushed through an opening the size of a donut hole only to end up wearing a fez? — Dakota Cassidy

She was hearing the words. They just weren't registering on her Richter scale of sanity. — Dakota Cassidy

I don't share your views, Mom. That doesn't mean I don't love you, or respect your choices or advice. It just means we disagree, — Dakota Cassidy

Lou's was like a tour through Crucifix World with a spontaneous stop in Jesus Country. — Dakota Cassidy

At that point, when she'd been staring down the account-whoring, turbo-bitch's face, she wouldn't have much cared if her head spun around and she'd yarked up pea soup at warp speed all over her. At least it would have matched Linda's new color ranking. — Dakota Cassidy

[Ella] "Again, I ask, whose side are you on?"
[Lola] "The side that has the least Dorito-flavored vomit on the floor after the party. — Dakota Cassidy

If you close your eyes, no one can see you... — Dakota Cassidy

Life is messy, relationships are messy, but sometimes you have to keep jumping in the mud to find the sweet spot. Or you can give up. — Dakota Cassidy

What's your doggie name, honey?" "Mom ... " "Oh, c'mon, kiddo - we'll look back on this someday and laugh together. Promise. Now cough it up. We'll laugh for you until you're ready to see the funny." He couldn't help but smile. It was pretty funny if you looked at it from the other side. "Fluffy. — Dakota Cassidy

But if you feel better about how you present yourself to the world, how you feel about you, inside and out, I don't see the shallow in that. — Dakota Cassidy

She's a lesbian Marty. Girls, she likes girls and no amount of frosted eye shadow is going to make her want dick. — Dakota Cassidy

I know what I heard, Ms. Polanski," he said firmly, those lovely lips of his thinning with discontent. "You won't admit it, but I heard you think the word vampire." "Maybe that's because you're just like one, Detective. Because as of right now, you're sucking the life out of me. — Dakota Cassidy

-The Lord says to forgive is devine.
-The Lord didn't go to high school with you. — Dakota Cassidy

I want you to listen to me carefully. I don't give a shit what the council says. You're here, you're mine, and nothing they say or do will change that. Period. — Dakota Cassidy

Chemistry is a funny thing, miss. Sometimes those who are experiencing it aren't always aware they are. — Dakota Cassidy

Then I guess this is Donovan versus Davis. See you here tomorrow at six. Don't forget your thong and your flogging thingy. — Dakota Cassidy

Sorry, it's all those crossword puzzles I do. I love words ... — Dakota Cassidy

Lists comforted her - they gave her a sense of accomplishment - they meant she had control of something. — Dakota Cassidy

OMG. Mulder was right. The truth really was out there. — Dakota Cassidy

That kind of devotion, that kind of sacrifice, came from a deeply selfless soul. It came from someone who loved hard and loved forever. — Dakota Cassidy

Sometimes, you have to ride the wave, Kit-Cat, and see what beach it lands on. Could be warm and sunny there. — Dakota Cassidy

walked hand and hand — Dakota Cassidy

Jesus Christ in a miniskirt. — Dakota Cassidy

He'd make Cujo hang his head in poser shame. — Dakota Cassidy

So he was good-looking and he had a great set of thighs. Chickens had nice thighs, too. — Dakota Cassidy

She resided in Rock Cove, Maine - or the Lobster Tundra, as she'd jokingly dubbed it - had no job, and lived off a meager supplemental income from the government. Every day since the move, she thanked Jesus and her mother for teaching her to hoard her money like an old woman hoarded cats. — Dakota Cassidy

Nina chuckled, giving Katie her infamous devilish grin. It means you aren't just a werecougar, lady. You're a cougar-cougar. You took stereotyping to a whole 'nother level. You're like one of those 'doesn't look her age' chicks who hits on young dudes because they got the zoom in their boom still happening. You're a total label. Hot. Niiiice work, Mrs. Robinson. — Dakota Cassidy

It worries me. I don't want you in debt, workin' yourself into an early grave because of me. You're young. You should be out enjoyin' your life, — Dakota Cassidy

Because we're framily. You know, I love you, you love me? Like Barney only with bad language. — Dakota Cassidy

What if it wasn't the guy from the bar? What if it was some freak out looking to whack some chick off because his mommy didn't make him buttered toast and cut it into fun shapes when he was a kid? — Dakota Cassidy

Werewolf was soooooo in her color wheel. — Dakota Cassidy

This was like the Rubik's Cube of life.
One big glob of scattered, multicolored possibilities she had to sort out and line up in the appropriate manner by twisting endless scenario after scenario in her head.
And it sucked.
Big, fat wankers. — Dakota Cassidy