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D.B. Woodling Quotes & Sayings

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Sanity is merely an insane aspiration. — D.B. Woodling

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If only marriage licenses came with a buyer's remorse clause.
~Detective Mike Malone — D.B. Woodling

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(Dixie from Slices These Yankees are like hemorrhoids, but at least in Alabama when they come down, they eventually go on back up. — D.B. Woodling

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Follow your heart, but keep it on a leash. — D.B. Woodling

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My ex was about as handy as a back pocket on a T-shirt.
~Dixie — D.B. Woodling

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There won't be any horizontal refreshments served around here.
~Shannon — D.B. Woodling

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Wife number three: Lynette. She looked like a horse and kind of walked like one, too. Not surprisingly, neigh was her favorite word and seven nights a week.
~Detective Mike Malone — D.B. Woodling