CM Punk Quotes & Sayings

I am officially a member of The New Breed! — CM Punk

Anybody wants to call me the Triple H of Ring of Honor, I think that's hilarious. I would prefer to call Triple H the CM Punk of the WWE — CM Punk

My name's Punk. CM Punk. — CM Punk

I'm not a suit and tie kind of guy. I wear a suit once a year, for the Hall of Fame, or if I have to go to a funeral or something. It's just not me. — CM Punk

Right now, I would like complete silence when I'm talking. — CM Punk

King Kofi Kingston. The initials are horrible but the name sounds great. — CM Punk

When you step in the ring, your arms are just too short to box with God — CM Punk

We have the worst security! — CM Punk

CM has always stood for one thing: Chicago Made. Chick Magnet? That's preposterous. Girls don't like me. I was born and raised in Chicago. The city made me. Punk is just because I've always been a smart-mouthed, wise-ass punk. I still am. I was the guy, if a bunch of football players were messing with one of my friends, I'd walk over there and spit in their face. — CM Punk

In my twisted brain, I truly believe that nobody ever really dies, as long as the people that he or she touched continue to spread their legacy. I miss Eddie Guerrero. Eddie Guerrero was a great man. So right now, I don't want to hear 'CM Punk', you know the name I wanna hear. — CM Punk

I don't know if this sounds bad, but I am set. I don't spend my money. I don't buy cars or have an expensive drug habit. The only thing I've ever bought with the money I've made is my house. — CM Punk

I'm jumping in right now. And I'm going to say that everybody I know has a 'day I met CM Punk story' and they're all 100% fabrication. It's all bullshit. Thank you. — CM Punk

Do you know what it's like going through life being better than everybody? It's hard. — CM Punk

I've never worn a dress shirt that's been comfortable. I've always just worn dress shoes. On more than one occasion, I've heard that a champion should dress like a champion. But I'm a champion because of who I am. Who I am is not that guy. If everybody wears three-piece suits, everyone looks the same. — CM Punk

People get hired based off of a certain look or something like that and they have no intention of paying their dues or even respecting the business. It's not a good idea to do that. — CM Punk

I would much rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something that I am not. — CM Punk

If hell is to roam, then i've got hell to pave ... — CM Punk

What you've lost sight of is what you are, and what you are is what you hate. You're the 10-time WWE Champion! You're the man! You, like the Red Sox, like Boston, are no longer the underdog! You're a dynasty. You are what you hate. You have become the New York Yankees! — CM Punk

The only thing I took advantage of at Extreme Rules was an opportunity to cash in my Money in the Bank contract, which I did successfully, well within the rules. You know, Jeff knows this, you know this, the fans know this: nowhere on that contract does it say, under any circumstances, 'Do not cash in on Jeff Hardy.' — CM Punk

He just hit himself in the dinger with a rubber. — CM Punk

One of the things I want to find out is where the hell are the WWE ice cream bars?! — CM Punk

My hair is pure. It stands for purity because no foreign chemicals or substances has ever touched my hair. — CM Punk

OMG Kevin Nash WTF thought he was dead LOL — CM Punk

The idea of being on television is to wear your T-shirt so people see it and maybe buy it. — CM Punk

Storytime is over, Rock. Every time you want to 'bring it,' because it belongs to me, I'm just going to take it!. — CM Punk

Cole, you stay right where you are. Miz has enough people at ringside tonight. — CM Punk

I'm a living, breathing example of someone who does the same exact thing, but drugs and alcohol just aren't a part of who I am. — CM Punk

One week I'll get pancakes at Bongo Room, the next week I go to Kuma's Corner. But I always end up at Coldstone. I love ice cream. — CM Punk

My dream match is me and Chris Benoit against Fit Finlay and William Regal. That way I get to work with Benoit and I get to beat up and get beat up by Finlay and Regal. — CM Punk

I am the voice of the voiceless. — CM Punk

I am The Catalyst of Change — CM Punk

I think it's good to have different styles, though. I think it's good to have a lucha on a show, some Japanese flavor, I think MMA is a good thing, a little bit of the hardcore and the blood and guts is good. That is what makes a show for me. — CM Punk

I'm not allowed to wear my street clothes on TV because Vince McMahon says I don't look like CM Punk when I'm not in my gear. — CM Punk

Whatever your walk in life is, you pick what you want to be, then go ahead and be the best one. — CM Punk

I hear you guys all the time talking about Daniel Bryan, trained by Shawn Michaels. One curious thing to me is, how come you guys never mention William Regal? William Regal did the real work with this young man. Shawn Michaels took $3,000 from him, that's all he ever did. — CM Punk

I would love to do both but I think I believe there's a thing as overexposure and I think people will get sick of me real quick. I kind of basically looked at it as my retirement plan now. That's definitely something I can do when I'm not wrestling anymore. And believe it or not - this sounds horrible - but it was really easy for me. I would really love to do both. I'd love to wrestle and do commentary, I think that would be awesome. — CM Punk

If the story's there for it, if there's a reason for it, then I'm all for it. But if you throw in a barbed wire match just to do a barbed wire match, then it makes no sense to me. — CM Punk

Different people are afforded different opportunities. I've been given some awesome opportunities, and I feel that I've always knocked them out of the park. But I've always been scaled back after that. — CM Punk

Is he under the influence or something? — CM Punk

Screw you and your 38,000 twitter followers! — CM Punk

I don't like having debts. I don't like buying anything that I can't buy in cash. — CM Punk

If I- if I competed in Bruno Sammartino's era, I'd have been champion for 20 years, too. No, I'd have been champion for 30 years. Because wrestling one night a month at Madison Square Garden is easy. You never see a Hulk Hogan wrestle TLC matches against a superstar like Ryback. Because he had it easy. I wrestle physically demanding matches on free television, week in and week out. So much that my one year equals 30 of theirs. And I have attained this success, not- not because of you. I am successful not because of you. I am successful in spite of you. — CM Punk

Can I wear your blazer? — CM Punk

You can tell that hold is effective because his face is red and the rest of his body is the color of a bottle of 2% milk. — CM Punk

I will kick you in the nuts and you will smile and like it. — CM Punk

Until you announce me as the #1 contender for the WWE Championship, I suggest you watch me make snow angels. — CM Punk

I'm Straight Edge for me, so what everyone else is doing, it doesn't matter. I've never been pressured to drink or smoke or anything by any of the boys, and if anything, a lot of them like me because I'm always the designated driver. I'm the one who makes sure everyone gets home alright and I'm happy doing that. — CM Punk

Please. Thank you. Learn it. Love it. Or be disappointed. — CM Punk

I've never stolen anything in my life, except maybe a couple hearts here and there. — CM Punk

I don't want to sound egotistical, but I'm egotistical to an extent. — CM Punk

Don't let these tattoos fool you. I'm straight edge. I'm a man of great discipline; I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs ... my addiction is wrestling - my obsession is competition. Discipline. My name is C ... M ... Punk. — CM Punk

Sir! Sir! I'm afraid your music is just too loud! — CM Punk

He spilled my diet soda! — CM Punk

Drink up, England ... I WANT your liver to fail. Smoke up England, I WANT you to die. — CM Punk

Planning stuff out sucks. If you plan stuff out, you wind up talking in a very monotonous, unnatural way. — CM Punk

I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs. I kick people in the face for a living. So, if that's something you're into - if you like watching people get kicked in the face - come see me. I'll probably be your favorite wrestler — CM Punk

Do I want an ice cream bar with my name on it? You're DAMN right! — CM Punk

I think it's because I'm real. Inside and outside of the ring, what you see is what you get. I'm CM Punk. I'm not trying to be something I'm not. I'm not trying to lie to the people or be fake. I'm not trying to be some crazy, outlandish character. I'm real and they appreciate that. Everything I say, it comes from the heart. It's all real. — CM Punk

Don't look at me like that, Michael Cole. — CM Punk

A lot of people have used the frog splash over the years. Every one else that used it is a four star frog splash, when RVD did it, it became a five star frog splash. — CM Punk

I think pro wrestling doesn't seem to get a lot of mainstream attention until somebody dies. — CM Punk

I might wear a tux on Monday. Or a kimono! — CM Punk

There's a lot of unrest. There are a lot of people who are unhappy. I don't want to say I'm their hero, but a lot of people have said that ... It's like this in every job, I think. There's certain people who are afforded privileges and maybe, maybe don't deserve them. — CM Punk

Can we not say 'dumped' and 'Bellas' in the same sentence, please? — CM Punk

Its Not a Belt, its a Championship Title! — CM Punk

I don't know if you guys know this but I'm sort of a big deal. — CM Punk

Texas is dicktown. No basement in the alamo. I didnt capitalize that on purpose. — CM Punk

It looks like they've been watching old Japan tapes! — CM Punk

Luck? Good luck? GM, the last time I checked, luck is for losers. — CM Punk

I fancy myself as being very good at Guitar Hero. I really don't play any other videogames. I kind of fell in love with Guitar Hero the first time I played it, and went out and bought a system for it. — CM Punk

You'd figure he'd go do something with his life, like maybe he could enlist and actually become a marine! — CM Punk

In 50 years, your grandchildren will be asking you where you were when CM Punk beat the Undertaker's streak! — CM Punk

Straight edge means I'm better than you. — CM Punk

If something sucks, I've always been completely vocal about it, and I've been punished many, many times because of that. But I don't think I'd be in the spot I'm in right now if I wasn't me. I've always just been me. — CM Punk

I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't use drugs. That may be boring for some people, but that's just me. That's how I live my life. — CM Punk

On the road, the WWE is a family. The divas are my sisters, and like any big brother, I don't want creeps around my little sisters. — CM Punk

To John Cena after the fans kept throwing his shirt back in the ring : They didn't throw my shirt back. — CM Punk

I would, but I know where that hand's been. — CM Punk

Best of luck in your future endeavors! — CM Punk

For some reason, talking is easy for me. Practice does make perfect; I've been doing it for a while. Being out there in a high-pressure situation with a live audience and a live TV camera on you, it brings something out. It's very organic. — CM Punk

I am fat and I don't care. — CM Punk

Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are. — CM Punk

There's one thing you're better at than I am, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're as good as kissing Vince's ass as Hulk Hogan was. -To John Cena — CM Punk

Yes, I wanted to win! I wanted the belt! I'm a belt mark! I want to sleep with it! I want to wear that and nothing else to church on Sunday! — CM Punk

I've always been me. The last three weeks of my career, I've cut some of the best promos I've ever cut, and I do consider myself to be a promo guy. — CM Punk

Looks like he's dressed for court. — CM Punk

It's a good thing a DUI's job security. — CM Punk

I'm the kind of person that if I'm not getting something that I need from somewhere. I don't cry about it, I'm like OK I'm going to go here and find what I need. — CM Punk

My chair just broke by the way. It's a billion dollar corporation and I can't get a decent chair and somebody to come out here and fix this announce table. — CM Punk

Wrestling is pretty DIY. I've been doing it for 12 years, completely on my own. It's like being in a band or running a zine - except that I get to kick people in the face. — CM Punk

When approaching me in public, do not be rude. Say please. Introduce yourself. Have manners. Be considerate. Otherwise you'll be disappointed. — CM Punk

I think drugs and alcohol aren't a wrestling problem, it's a life problem, it's a people problem. — CM Punk

Survivor Series is something that was very surreal to me to be a part of, but now, I just want to do it again. — CM Punk

I pride myself on being a jerk, because I'm brutally honest all the time. — CM Punk

I'm straight edge, and that means I'm better than you. — CM Punk

This isn't CM Punk talking to Triple H, this is Phil Brooks talking to
Paul Levesque — CM Punk

My dad was an alcoholic and my mother ... we didn't have any money and I grew up really poor. I watched them spend all of their money on cartons of cigarettes and stuff like that and I didn't understand how if we were broke and we couldn't afford Christmas presents, why could you smoke all of those cigarettes? It's not like they are making you better ... they are killing you. It seemed real idiotic to me. — CM Punk

John, what are you doing? John, my diet soda. What are you doing? — CM Punk

I would never be happy with just coming to TV tapings, not working house shows, and just getting by, staying in the shadows. I'm proud of the fact that I can turn chickenshit to chicken salad. — CM Punk

I believe Melina is wearing Uggs. Which is exactly how I feel about her. — CM Punk