Christy Leigh Stewart Quotes & Sayings

I hallowed out my Bible to put another, smaller Bible inside. — Christy Leigh Stewart

Ambition is a funny thing. It's like being a Trekkie in that if you admit to it, those around you are mock supportive of your confidence but are quick to call you a loser behind your back.
Or maybe that's the opposite of being a Trekkie. — Christy Leigh Stewart

People feeling pity for me is as offensive as them feeling inspired by me. — Christy Leigh Stewart

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. But, we all would have been aborted. — Christy Leigh Stewart

You keep the title of 'president' even if you served only one term. The same goes for rapists. — Christy Leigh Stewart

I want to find a designer that can represent me. I want to find a celebrity that reflects me.
So far I've been dressing in cotton-polyester blends.
It's what Jerffrey Dahmer wore. — Christy Leigh Stewart

Unfortunately, a lot of people in the world will never be get a happy ending and it's okay if they give up, it's okay if they don't persevere, but it's also okay if they push on just for a few moments of happiness before they reach their sad ending. — Christy Leigh Stewart

I've seen the first three Terminator movies in succession more times in my life than I have shaved my legs. — Christy Leigh Stewart

Do you ever feel like we are the universe's date to a pig party?
Love,
The Human Race — Christy Leigh Stewart

My author role model is Kurata Misako. I want to be rich enough to drive from room to room in my home but also down to earth enough to let squirrels live in my hair. — Christy Leigh Stewart

If I wanted to be agreed with or fed my own opinion I would be sitting in front of a mirror, not a computer. If I was concerned with a stranger's opinion of me I would have a gun in my hand, not a keyboard. — Christy Leigh Stewart

But the truth of the matter is, girls do not groom for men, but for other women. A man will deal with a hairy leg but another woman will use that hair to strangle your self-worth. — Christy Leigh Stewart

I'm a super hero and I'm in a phone booth but those things have nothing in common with each other; I just come here to cry. — Christy Leigh Stewart

Even Azathoth is bored of this tune. — Christy Leigh Stewart

When I was in high school I wanted to be in the most underground band ever so we didn't have a name, songs, no one could play or sing anything and I didn't tell the other members they were in the band. — Christy Leigh Stewart

I'm going to punch words in your ear holes. — Christy Leigh Stewart

Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all across the world? — Christy Leigh Stewart

This semester has born in me the flame of hope to one day become a leader in the modern feminist movement. I can and will be the force that blows new life into it, giving a face and name to associate with instead of those women now who's names I don't know because they weren't listed on Wikipedia. — Christy Leigh Stewart

Every concept of reality is all in our head, belief is what makes truth. — Christy Leigh Stewart

A novel is no different than graffiti in a bathroom stall, it's just more pretentious. — Christy Leigh Stewart

Humor, drama, romance, whatever genre of entertainment you create or consume is only effective if it is challenging to your sensibilities. When the sexuality of seeing a woman's ankles became trumped by her calf, society changed. When the calf was later trumped by a woman offering shots of alcohol from her vagina on Rock of Love, society changed again. My hope for this world is that we can soon run out of shocking body parts and can finally see the humor in our aetheric bodies. — Christy Leigh Stewart

I think men think about their penises as much as women think about molestation. — Christy Leigh Stewart

Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired? — Christy Leigh Stewart

The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping. — Christy Leigh Stewart

I do not own the words used to debase me in any way shape or form. I gladly take the shrapnel and shower it like confetti for all those who wish to dance or die beneath it. — Christy Leigh Stewart

He's a scientist. He's never cried. He flips through Googled image searches of burn victims while he touches himself. — Christy Leigh Stewart

I've noticed that you are retarded, Dr. Phil. — Christy Leigh Stewart

I rebel against authority, especially my own. — Christy Leigh Stewart

The concept of virginity is a social construct. If you're wondering if my commercial value, self-respect, and/or quality of my immortal soul has been affected by things that have gone in or out of my vagina the answer is no. — Christy Leigh Stewart

I've purged myself of worldly goods; half my stuff is either being sold or going to charity. I need to go shopping. — Christy Leigh Stewart

Memoirs are noting more than literary masterbation. — Christy Leigh Stewart