Cassandra Gannon Quotes & Sayings

Unless she got Mel and Slade back together in the next twenty-four hours, the human race would be enslaved forever and Kara would never see a television set again. No, no, no, no, no. — Cassandra Gannon

Are you planning to get married?' She finally asked. 'Like to someone in particular?' He shrugged. 'Aren't most marriages to someone in particular? — Cassandra Gannon

Well, what the fuck do you think we do around here, boy? Sell pancakes?" — Cassandra Gannon

I have no idea why hitting people when their backs are turned has such a bad reputation. I've always found it most effective." — Cassandra Gannon

Too bad for Dallyn she'd been cast to look good in a leather bathing suit, not for her muscles. Size mattered. Jane hit her again and the impact sent the smaller woman flying backwards into the river. — Cassandra Gannon

The door to the courtroom burst open and Lancelot swept in. Dressed in a full suit of armour, the idiot looked like an idiot. His idiot blond hair and idiot chiseled jaw line further contributed to his idiocy. The idiot cleft on his too pretty face and the idiot swagger to his too swaggering proclaimed to anyone that he was the biggest idiot in the kingdom. And, given that the Northlands was full to bursting with idiots, that was quite a feat of idiocy. — Cassandra Gannon

Let's skip the Zen shit and just get back to the killing each other part. — Cassandra Gannon

Gion had tried to use logic on Cross and it had been like reasoning with a cement wall on meth. — Cassandra Gannon

How is it my fault that his name sounds like low-grade pornography? Blame his dumbass parents. — Cassandra Gannon

We all know we're doomed, but whining about it won't help. Just quietly resign yourself to death. — Cassandra Gannon

Men face it, eager for death.' 'We're all eager for your death.' Avenant assured him. — Cassandra Gannon