Carrie Mesrobian Quotes & Sayings

I was starting to feel like everyone had weird secret relationships now. It made me paranoid as hell. — Carrie Mesrobian

Though I'd never hit anyone before, the thought of smashing my father's face sounded pretty satisfying. — Carrie Mesrobian

I believe strongly in condoms. They avert babies and disease. They make you seem responsible, not slutty. They make the girl relax too, because you're taking care of the risky part. Like you're a professional. Roll it on, squeeze the tip, turn back to her, ready, set go. Like I'd just done a little disappearing act on myself and became something confident and wonderful. You can't see through my latex disguise! You will love this so let's get down! You don't want to know how many times this worked in my favor.
God I feel like a fucking asshole sometimes. All the time, really. — Carrie Mesrobian

I listened to Otis harrumphing and snoring down by my feet and felt like the only person left on earth still awake, the only person who knew the secret that not a single thing in this world was worth a damn. — Carrie Mesrobian

I don't believe in wearing track pants unless you are in an actual athletic situation. — Carrie Mesrobian