Caroline Rhea Quotes & Sayings

It's so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one thing everything feels OK to joke about. — Caroline Rhea

I was just the youngest in the family, and most in desperate need of attention. — Caroline Rhea

When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus. — Caroline Rhea

I'm so into momminess. — Caroline Rhea

I always feel slightly sorry to be the voice of whatever I'm experiencing. — Caroline Rhea

I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could, for grown-ups. — Caroline Rhea

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. — Caroline Rhea

Don't compare yourself with someone else's version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories. — Caroline Rhea

You can't get any braver than going on national television to be weighed. — Caroline Rhea

You can always tell when someone's lying to you, because they're male ... — Caroline Rhea

Sitting next to Olivia Newton-John, I was like, 'Do not sing one song from Grease.' That's all I was telling my brain at all times: 'Do not sing Hopelessly Devoted. Don't do it.' — Caroline Rhea

Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks. — Caroline Rhea

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date. — Caroline Rhea

My father can not finish a sentence. When we were kids he would go, 'Girls the most important thing in life to remember is ... ' 'Daddy, what is it?' 'What's what, honey?' 'The most important thing in life to remember.' 'Oh, what's that?' — Caroline Rhea

I grew up thinking that if I wanted to go be prime minister, I could. — Caroline Rhea

I am conversational - I just like to engage and talk about things. — Caroline Rhea

I always like to think I'm having a dinner party, and I'm the host, and the audience are my guests. — Caroline Rhea

I guess I feel like somebody flipped a switch, and the whole world is in Technicolor now. — Caroline Rhea

I always wanted to film 'Biggest Loser' in Hawaii. We could call it, 'Come on I wanna weigh you.' — Caroline Rhea

Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language. — Caroline Rhea

As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain. — Caroline Rhea

I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs ... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs. — Caroline Rhea

I remember I was so crabby in my third trimester - I got gestational diabetes because I'd been acting like I was in a one-woman pie-eating contest. — Caroline Rhea

Hello? Three words: Benicio Del Toro, which, incidentally, is Spanish for 'he wants me.' It is just ridiculous how hot he is. I feel the same way about Benicio as I did when I was a kid lusting after David Cassidy. — Caroline Rhea

I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge. — Caroline Rhea

My daughter is exceptionally chatty. I'm not a braggy mother but she is gifted - with the personality of a Russian gymnastics coach. — Caroline Rhea

I'll be a host for life! — Caroline Rhea

I've got big feet, so filling someone else's big shoes doesn't scare me. — Caroline Rhea