Enjoy the top 2 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Carl Barron.
Famous Quotes By Carl Barron
I hate dates. I sit at home all day, and I don't fart once. I go on a date and I've got twenty in the bank straight away. — Carl Barron
My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Carl Barron
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You the white teacher. I thought you one of the boys." Then she paused. "You gonna drink it?" "Yep." "Teachers drink?" "Yep." "That's good. Oh Gawd, that's so good. I got some gin in that there paper bag when you finish." Author: Pat Conroy