Enjoy the top 2 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Carl Barron.
Famous Quotes By Carl Barron
I hate dates. I sit at home all day, and I don't fart once. I go on a date and I've got twenty in the bank straight away. — Carl Barron
My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Carl Barron
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I don't believe we return to haunt or comfort the living or anything, but I think something becomes of us." "But you fear oblivion." "Sure, I fear earthly oblivion. But, I mean, not to sound like my parents, but I believe humans have souls, and I believe in the conservation of souls. The oblivion fear is something else, fear that I won't be able to give anything in exchange for my life. If you don't live a life in service of a greater good, you've gotta at least die a death in service of a greater good, you know? And I fear that I won't get either a life or a death that means anything." I just shook my head. "What?" he asked. "Your obsession with, like, dying for something or leaving behind some great sign of your heroism or whatever. It's just weird." "Everyone wants to lead an extraordinary life." Author: John Green