Enjoy the top 2 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Carl Barron.
I hate dates. I sit at home all day, and I don't fart once. I go on a date and I've got twenty in the bank straight away. — Carl Barron
My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Carl Barron
You can tell when Iraqis are getting upset because, like Italians we start talking with our hands." Author: Wafaa Bilal