C.T. Phipps Quotes & Sayings

I'm strictly a 'look at the menu but don't order anything' guy when it comes to attractive women who aren't my wife. — C.T. Phipps

If you can't be with the side you want, work to fix the side you're with. — C.T. Phipps

Evil is evil. Big. Small. Grand. Petty. Well-justified or just because. There's no lesser or greater of it. Choosing between them does not make your soul any less blackened. — C.T. Phipps

A spouse was the absolute best thing a supervillain could have. It was the superheroes who struck me as the perpetual bachelors. I mean, come on, the whole 'it's not you, it's my enemies' thing is so they can stay single and get sex from the people they rescue. I have it on good authority the Silver Lightning uses it all the time to pick up guys. Admittedly, the good authority was my brother's old gang but if you couldn't trust them then who could you trust? — C.T. Phipps

Somehow, I think God will forgive her. If not, eh, Hell has better parties anyway. — C.T. Phipps

The situation has gone so far past the point of insanity it's come around and become mundane again. — C.T. Phipps

Prison... it changes you. I'm not the same man I was before going on the inside. I can't go back. I won't." "You were in prison less than twenty-minutes. — C.T. Phipps

I suppose he could be the mole," Shannon said. "What with his being completely insane and all. — C.T. Phipps

What are you doing?" "Sorry, I'm talking to my other personality." "Ah. Carry — C.T. Phipps

Cloak, does God hate me?" I said. "It depends which god you mean. I've met several." "The Jewish One." "Yes. — C.T. Phipps

Comas, unconsciousness, and even sleep are about halfway there. Halfway will get you a chance to wade in the Stygian darkness that is the Great Beyond. — C.T. Phipps

To be a supervillain is to be free to do anything you want when you want it because you say so. — C.T. Phipps

Vampires actually slurp rather than suck," I said, correcting a long-held misconception. "The heart does most of the pumping, so you really just open your mouth and let it go into your throat. The trick is to swallow it in gulps or you lose all the flavor." Melissa — C.T. Phipps

I don't have enough scruples to start violating the few I do. — C.T. Phipps

In space?" I choked out. "We're all in space," Ultragod replied, a broad smile on his face. "Humans travel on Starship Earth." "Why thank you, Super Hippie. I can't breathe in space, you know! — C.T. Phipps

What IS it about this town? I never thought I'd long for the good old days of Nazi robots and dragons. — C.T. Phipps

Words cannot express how pissed off I am. I am going to have to invent a new word to explain how angry I am. Karflagled. I am so karflagled off at you right now!" "See, — C.T. Phipps

It's always Ragnarok. Regular mortals have the power to blow the world sky-high and all the major supernatural factions can do the same. The thing is, though, as long as people want to live then you're going to have people stepping in the way of those who want to do something to blow us up. That's the only way you can endure it. — C.T. Phipps

As the Dark Lord spoke when he saw the Archangel Michael descending upon him: We are in some serious shit. — C.T. Phipps

Supervillainy seemed like the sort of thing you needed to be upfront with your spouse about. — C.T. Phipps

Hey, killing people doesn't count if they're bad! Hollywood taught us that. — C.T. Phipps

Cloak, how many laws of physics did we just break?" I asked, stunned by what had just happened. "You can't break the laws of physics. Whenever you seem to violate one, it only means your understanding of them is incomplete. To answer your question, though, three hundred and forty-seven." "I thought so." I was amazed at the power — C.T. Phipps

You will live to fail me many more times, I hope. — C.T. Phipps

Well, he's like a wizard, right?" Mercury asked. "He's exactly like a wizard," Jessica said, looking over at her. "Mostly because he casts spells and shit." "I — C.T. Phipps