C.S. Woolley Quotes & Sayings

Advice for a long and happy life - never tell a writer you have fixed their work. Ever. — C.S. Woolley

It was a dark, dismal afternoon, like they all seem to be
these days, when I got this call. I could hear the rain
battering the windowpane of my office when the phone rang. — C.S. Woolley

I am beginning to worry that my speech is becoming a rather incomprehensible mixture of a Victorian woman, an Australian Beach Bum and a Laddish city boy — C.S. Woolley

So I am not at all interested in this whole 'she-shed' thing, I love my 'man-cave' - after all, cave is much more sturdy than a shed and there is always a chance that it's the entrance to Batman's secret hideout. — C.S. Woolley

You can't take over the world without a good acronym — C.S. Woolley

Dangermouse has a detatched, five bedroom pillarbox in Mayfair - surely that's rather extravagant for a secret agent. — C.S. Woolley

Fred would walk across broken glass for Siren. — C.S. Woolley

One of my favourite things about being an author is waking up knowing that there are worlds just waiting to be discovered and created. — C.S. Woolley

The boat from India was a crowded place; all long sea voyages on boats feel crowded. When you are stuck at sea for weeks there is nowhere to escape from people. — C.S. Woolley

I only drink coffee in dire emergencies. That is I have to drive at 3am, have fifty miles or more to go, I'm falling asleep and there is no Pepsi Max available. — C.S. Woolley

In the pursuit of knowledge, no one should travel alone — C.S. Woolley

In the constant pursuit of perfection, junk food will always be a rather painful stumbling block — C.S. Woolley

Bon Jovi is most definitely the key to how I am able to write so much in a day — C.S. Woolley

When it's only Monday and my bestie is already having a horrible week, I start hunting for memes to send him so that in amongst all the pain and misery he can get really annoyed that his whatsapp is going every two minutes with pointless pictures taking up all of the space on his phone. — C.S. Woolley

It is the prerogative of women to make men wait. — C.S. Woolley

My level of excitement is above cricket proportions — C.S. Woolley

I write in a fantasy world so I can make up my own rules and can change facts when I want to. It's all about having control. — C.S. Woolley

It's when you find your life is at its lowest point that you discover who your friends truly are. — C.S. Woolley

If in doubt, Google. — C.S. Woolley

Well, I am more partial to a semicolon myself. — C.S. Woolley

It's 1am, I have fiction to write! — C.S. Woolley

One day, I'll take a holiday and manage to do no work on it at all and just enjoy being away - however that won't be for some time. — C.S. Woolley

Your vile and bitter diatribes only serve to show how vile and bitter you must be. — C.S. Woolley

The people in your life should always be more important than the work you do. — C.S. Woolley