Brother Theodore Quotes & Sayings

It is fatal to be right when the rest of the world is wrong. — Brother Theodore

The best thing is not to be born. But who is as lucky as that? To whom does it happen? Not to one among millions and millions of people. — Brother Theodore

Only what we have lost forever do we possess forever. Only when we have drunk from the river of darkness can we truly see. Only when our legs have rotted off can we truly dance. As long as there is death, there is hope — Brother Theodore

I have gazed into the abyss, and the abyss has gazed into me. And neither of us liked what we saw. — Brother Theodore

My name, as you may have guessed, is Theodore. I come from a strange stock. The members of my family were mostly epileptics, vegetarians, stutterers, triplets, nailbiters. But we've always been happy. — Brother Theodore

About a hundred million years ago, the dinosaurs had everything their own way. They thought they knew all the answers. They thought they could hear the grass growing. Maybe they could. But according to Titsling and Boukanowski, their social life was a disgrace. They changed their sex every other month and used profane language, and at the age of three, at the very tender age of three, they would go steady in no uncertain manner and bring forth eggs as large as footballs! Without benefit of clergy or city hall. Extinction! That's what they asked for, that's what they got. — Brother Theodore

The only thing that keeps me alive is the hope of dying young. — Brother Theodore