Brian Spellman Quotes & Sayings
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Famous Quotes By Brian Spellman
Self talk and self prayer: When you audible the first and correctly interpret, the white coats correct you in a nuthouse. When you audible the second and misinterpret, the dinner coats swear you to an oath in the White House. Does this make you nuts too? Then outfit your sanity seeking political asylum at my house. — Brian Spellman
If you see me standing on my head, I'm trying to cheer you up with my frown. I need my honesty, you my pleasantry. — Brian Spellman
If you only go around once in life, then why has that one gone around more than once? — Brian Spellman
You can't stop a man from stopping himself. — Brian Spellman
It's a free country." Inmates once bought this. That's why they're inmates. — Brian Spellman
I recovered from recovering so no longer celebrate not doing bad things to defend myself as good. I added new bad for good measure. — Brian Spellman
I chase my dreams through nightmares. — Brian Spellman
A broken shoelace can strangle me. — Brian Spellman
Allow me to contradict my clarifications and in no time we'll get to the bottom of nothing. — Brian Spellman
My son, I don't believe in God, prayer, afterlife or miracles. You may disagree with me on all of these. I'd prefer that you agree and reserve rebellion and independence over important issues instead. — Brian Spellman
A bind is when you're quadriplegic, suicidal about that and unable to persuade your best friend to murder you. — Brian Spellman
The shot glass is half drunk. — Brian Spellman
When all seems hopeless, cross your fingers and stick with the secular prayer. — Brian Spellman
A good night's sleep counts healthy sheep. — Brian Spellman
I can't name just one example. Then there's only one. — Brian Spellman
I learned to smile, avoiding happiness advice. — Brian Spellman
Swallowed my pride and shit lions. — Brian Spellman
I couldn't stop so I quit. — Brian Spellman
The fine line between genius and madness is a punch line. Duck, you idiot! — Brian Spellman
My body has never been to Europe. My mind has never left it. — Brian Spellman
I'm nostalgic for a better tomorrow. — Brian Spellman
Build the prisons and they will commit the crimes. — Brian Spellman
Our archaeological ancestry lost hair while growing sweat glands to reduce panting in the hot African sun. One outcome evolved the origin of our speech. Another conquered our ability to shut the hell up and listen. Now? Politicians grunting "On the Origin of Speeches" past one another. — Brian Spellman
Dad got furious when we lied to him. No, Dad got furious then we lied to him. — Brian Spellman
If the mind fits, shrink it. — Brian Spellman
It's not how I take tragic news but how I make tragic views that unscrews me. — Brian Spellman
I can't answer you in a nutshell. We wouldn't fit unless we saw the same shrink. — Brian Spellman
I never read Civil Disobedience. They did assign it. — Brian Spellman
We contradict all for which we stand for we all stand for the lie the whole lie and nothing but the lie so help save our lying asses. — Brian Spellman
If you want to commit suicide why tell anyone? They'd ruin everything. — Brian Spellman
With good morality first candidates you'll get bad candor, bad ethics, bad loyalty and bad morality - lastly bad odor will surface to save the day if you maintain good optimism like I do. — Brian Spellman
Our atheist thoughts go out to his family following their loss. — Brian Spellman
Don't stay in this now. You'll fall behind. — Brian Spellman
Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear so don't look and they'll stay farther away than you expect they would. — Brian Spellman
A woman drove me to drink. I don't drink and drive. — Brian Spellman
Every swamp has a silted lining. — Brian Spellman
Where have you been all of your life? — Brian Spellman
I love objectivity when mine. — Brian Spellman
If at first you don't concede, try, try a gun. — Brian Spellman
It's no longer time to take sides for or against race, rather sides against those who still do. — Brian Spellman
Paradoxes only stump sane people. Nuts have irrational on our side. — Brian Spellman
They're good but not all as good as each other. — Brian Spellman
I assume therefore I think I think yet still don't know a goddamn thing. — Brian Spellman
I think I think too much too. — Brian Spellman
There is a meaning of life but I've been sworn to secrecy. — Brian Spellman
The glass is completely full...of shit. — Brian Spellman
Don't hold grudges. Life's too long. — Brian Spellman
Most leave to be on time, thus always late. — Brian Spellman
Psychiatrists urge me to take my tranquilizers. When I don't they become agitated. I take their pills to calm them down. — Brian Spellman
Okay, you won our shitty little argument. Pass the world. — Brian Spellman
My life is so bad that it's worse than it really is. — Brian Spellman
You can't have your cake and eat it too. Let them eat croissants. — Brian Spellman
All porn stars on Animal Farm are equal but some porn scenes are more unequal than others. — Brian Spellman
Ultimate meaning is meaningless. Meaning meaning means everything else. — Brian Spellman
Always go with your first impetuosity. — Brian Spellman
I hate feeling hate but feeling nothing feels worse. — Brian Spellman
When to others it's not lying. It's privacy. — Brian Spellman
Suicide solves midlife crises. — Brian Spellman
Dreams don't come true, they are true. — Brian Spellman
The zoo lost its elephant again. It never forgets where to go. I found it in the middle of my room. — Brian Spellman
Eighty percent of showing up for life is ninety percent exaggerated. — Brian Spellman
Billions of years before twelve step groups, God committed shotgun suicide. Today wall scrapings share His gratitude stories. — Brian Spellman
I've been coerced into free will. — Brian Spellman
Never speak ill of the dead, insult his kin instead. — Brian Spellman
If life was fair ... one third of the people would comprise of judges and lawyers ... one third of police and prison officials ... and one third of legislators ... and one third more to make the other three thirds make any sense at all .... Thank goodness for no fair. — Brian Spellman
The pill for Insurance Deficit Disorder - aspirin. — Brian Spellman
A CEO is known by the company he reaps. — Brian Spellman
Too many crooks spoil the Roth. — Brian Spellman
Science seeks the right answer, humor the right wrong answer. — Brian Spellman
To Americans, either/or means both. — Brian Spellman
Fear of curiosity kills the cat ... slowly. — Brian Spellman