Brendon Small Quotes & Sayings

I'd rather DIE than go to heaven. — Brendon Small

Marriage is only good for two things: tax breaks and adultery. — Brendon Small

I think Berklee College of Music had the highest dropout rate of any college - or pretend college - in the United States. Because I think most people think they're going to be in Green Day or whatever, and you actually have to learn about music you don't care for, too. I mean, I cared for a great deal of music; it's just that I didn't want to submerge myself into the well of fusion jazz. — Brendon Small

Can you use this for soup? — Brendon Small