Bob Thaves Quotes & Sayings

A fool and his money are soon parted. It takes creative tax laws for the rest. — Bob Thaves

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. — Bob Thaves

I like to get to work early. Before my brain knows what I'm up to. — Bob Thaves

It's not that Good doesn't triumph over Evil, it's that the point spread is too small. — Bob Thaves

Sure he was great, but don't forget that Ginger Rogers did everything [Fred Astaire] did, .. backwards and in high heels.
From: Frank and Ernest by Bob Thaves, art by Bob Thaves. — Bob Thaves

Money talks - but credit has an echo. — Bob Thaves

When you come into the world you have nothing ... when you leave you have nothing ... and in between there's the IRS. — Bob Thaves

I don't know if I can live on my income or not - the government won't let me try it. — Bob Thaves

People used to live lives of quiet desperation - now they go on talk shows! — Bob Thaves

My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it's too weak to go very far. — Bob Thaves

The Senate being tied is a start. Now, if only it could be gagged. — Bob Thaves

I believe in facing reality. But only because I don't like turning my back on it. — Bob Thaves