Bill Gaede Quotes & Sayings

Lacking medicines and procedures that could do anything for them, the American Psychiatric and Psychological Associations decided to take homosexuality off the list of mental disorders and declare the alarming rise in the tide faggots as normal. — Bill Gaede

I'm not homophobic because I'm not scared of faggots. Homorevolted and homobarfed better express my feelings. — Bill Gaede

Whereas a novice makes moves until he gets checkmated (proof), a Grand Master realizes 20 moves in advance that it's futile to continue playing (conceptualizing). — Bill Gaede

If you want to know whether God exists, all you have to do is define the word 'exist'. — Bill Gaede

The mathematicians of this world regard themselves as 'physicists,' yet they know next to nothing about Physics. — Bill Gaede

A gay lobbyist is a resident of San Francisco who equates Greek pederasty with consented male-on-male only pedophilia, invokes pederasty to justify his bizarre behavior, and then denies that pedophilia and homosexuality are synonyms. — Bill Gaede

We are the last generation of humans on Earth! — Bill Gaede

A mathematician believes that describing the speed of Mercury with equations amounts to science. — Bill Gaede

Proof' is the hallmark of religion. — Bill Gaede

Don't ask, don't tell means that World War III will pit the Chinese Red Army against the Pink Army of the United States. — Bill Gaede

Man steps on an ant when he can't catch the fly. — Bill Gaede

If you can't illustrate 'it', 'it' doens't belong in Physics as a noun! You can't put an article in front. You can't put a verb after! — Bill Gaede

Survivalist without a cause is a hunter. Prepper without a cause is a gardener. — Bill Gaede

Left to faggots and their defenders, all our forefathers, eminent ancestors and international heroes were either homosexual or bisexual. — Bill Gaede

It is the definition of the word 'object' which destroys all religions. — Bill Gaede

Atheism is the opium of the mathematicians. Atheism is the religion of Mathematics. — Bill Gaede

A mathematician makes plans to travel backwards in time through a wormhole to a parallel universe when he can't even make it to Mars with the fastest rocket on hand today. — Bill Gaede

A mathematician is a magician who converts adjectives into nouns: continuous into continuum, infinite into infinity, infinitesimal into location, 0D into point, 1D into line, curved into geodesic ... — Bill Gaede

Science is not about making predictions or performing experiments. Science is about explaining. — Bill Gaede

A mathematician is an individual who calls himself a 'physicist' and does 'physics' and physical experiments with abstract concepts. — Bill Gaede

A mathematician says that an electromagnetic wave travels from Andromeda to your eye and that it also extends from Andromeda to your eye. — Bill Gaede

The mathematicians are the priests of the modern world. — Bill Gaede

A relativist is an individual who doesn't know the difference between an adjective and an adverb. — Bill Gaede

I, faggot Wenqing Kang, Ph. D. in History from UC Santa Cruz, do solemnly swear that homosexual relationships between men are more enjoyable and more harmonious than heterosexual relationships. — Bill Gaede

There are problems humans cannot solve, to wit: density dependent birth rates, loss of genetic diversity, the overturning of his population pyramid, traveling to the nearest star, and the extinction of Man. — Bill Gaede

Today, the rich are the haves and the poor are the have-nots. Tomorrow, the rich will be the have-food and the poor will be the have-not food. — Bill Gaede

Define the word exist, and you'll know whether God exists. — Bill Gaede

For youth, sexual love is whim; for the aged, luxury. — Bill Gaede

Extinction catches Man by surprise because no one can even imagine that such a catastrophe can happen to an intelligent species. — Bill Gaede

Whenever I want to represent or depict the official version, I will refer to them as 'mathematicians' or 'mathematical physicists' or idiots or something like that. There are no physicists in mainstream 'Physics.' From Newton to Einstein to Hawking, they are all just mathematicians as far as Science and Physics are concerned. — Bill Gaede

A mathematician tells you that the wall of warped space prevents the Moon from flying out of its orbit yet can't tell you why an astronaut can go back and forth across that same space. — Bill Gaede

College is the grinding machine of the Mathematical Establishment, a conveyor belt that takes individuals from one cookie cutter to another so that the product comes within tight control limits out of the assembly line. — Bill Gaede