Benny Hill Quotes & Sayings
Enjoy the top 17 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Benny Hill.
Famous Quotes By Benny Hill
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb. — Benny Hill
Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish. — Benny Hill
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? — Benny Hill
The pen is mightier than the sword - It's also easier to write with! — Benny Hill
Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ? — Benny Hill
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. — Benny Hill
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand. — Benny Hill
Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right. — Benny Hill
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. — Benny Hill
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better. — Benny Hill
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be. — Benny Hill