Beano Cook Quotes & Sayings
Enjoy the top 9 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Beano Cook.
Famous Quotes By Beano Cook
You only have to bat 1.000 in two things-flying and heart transplants. Everything else, you can go four in five. — Beano Cook
You'll never have a 16-team playoff in college football. The most that could happen would be four teams in the next century. But after that, I'm dead, so who cares? — Beano Cook
Best scene in college football is at LSU on a Saturday night. — Beano Cook
Ron Powlus will win the Heisman two times and be the greatest quarterback in the history of Notre Dame. — Beano Cook
Dracula and LSU Football are at their best after the sun goes down. — Beano Cook
My first on the bucket list will be a night game at LSU. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there. Of all the things in college sports, that would be No. 1. — Beano Cook
Nebraska sets the standard for how fans should act. — Beano Cook
I hate it. I just do. That [artificial turf], local news, the IRS, and hair dryers are the four worst inventions of the century. — Beano Cook