Andrew Sturm Quotes & Sayings

Love happens in the strangest places at the strangest times. — Andrew Sturm

His heart beat so rapidly it might burst; he kept telling himself everything was fine so long as he remained a giraffe. — Andrew Sturm

Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man) — Andrew Sturm

All of life is like raindrops on the window; some stick around for a little while and some just fall right out of the picture. — Andrew Sturm

No matter how you twist and turn, your ass is always in the back. — Andrew Sturm

I've gotta die of something, but I don't wanna die of it today. — Andrew Sturm

Learn to be embarrassed by little and sorry about even less. — Andrew Sturm

Everyone hated Calculus. Quadratic equations, parabolas, logarithms, trigonometry - you name it. It was like floating in an endless, frictionless void traveling at x miles per hour at a descension rate of one half the speed of gravity. Solve for x. — Andrew Sturm

People cheer on tyrants for fear of becoming targets. — Andrew Sturm

Can I get a two-thumbs up for a fatter America? — Andrew Sturm

A great man will experience more failures than successes. If we lived for the successes, we would have all killed ourselves by now. — Andrew Sturm

I'm not saying you're weak, but you brawl like a couple of girls having a pillow fight. — Andrew Sturm

There's no such thing as a sane woman. — Andrew Sturm

If you don't laugh at the crazy things, you're liable to lose your mind. — Andrew Sturm

I had a quack in the floor. So, I had to use ductile. — Andrew Sturm

Becoming an adult is all about accepting that you didn't know anything when you were a kid. — Andrew Sturm