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Andrew Sturm Quotes & Sayings

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Love happens in the strangest places at the strangest times. — Andrew Sturm

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His heart beat so rapidly it might burst; he kept telling himself everything was fine so long as he remained a giraffe. — Andrew Sturm

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Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man) — Andrew Sturm

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All of life is like raindrops on the window; some stick around for a little while and some just fall right out of the picture. — Andrew Sturm

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No matter how you twist and turn, your ass is always in the back. — Andrew Sturm

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I've gotta die of something, but I don't wanna die of it today. — Andrew Sturm

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Learn to be embarrassed by little and sorry about even less. — Andrew Sturm

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Everyone hated Calculus. Quadratic equations, parabolas, logarithms, trigonometry - you name it. It was like floating in an endless, frictionless void traveling at x miles per hour at a descension rate of one half the speed of gravity. Solve for x. — Andrew Sturm

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People cheer on tyrants for fear of becoming targets. — Andrew Sturm

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Can I get a two-thumbs up for a fatter America? — Andrew Sturm

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A great man will experience more failures than successes. If we lived for the successes, we would have all killed ourselves by now. — Andrew Sturm

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I'm not saying you're weak, but you brawl like a couple of girls having a pillow fight. — Andrew Sturm

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There's no such thing as a sane woman. — Andrew Sturm

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If you don't laugh at the crazy things, you're liable to lose your mind. — Andrew Sturm

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I had a quack in the floor. So, I had to use ductile. — Andrew Sturm

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Becoming an adult is all about accepting that you didn't know anything when you were a kid. — Andrew Sturm