Alison Kemper Quotes & Sayings

If they ever turn, let them chase me for a while. It's always been a
fantasy of mine to be chased by zombie cheerleaders. — Alison Kemper

S'up?" he asks. My voice rattles when I answer. "N-not much. You know, reanimated corpses chasing me on a cruise ship. Same old. — Alison Kemper

If I can face a street full of rabid zombies, I can tell a boy I like him. Right? — Alison Kemper

I'm a sixteen-year-old unlicensed,
inexperienced driver with a reanimated corpse blocking my
view. Crazy is the only way I can drive. — Alison Kemper

Thank you, Deke. You are very good to me." "I know," he smirks. "Can I get back in your bed now? — Alison Kemper

You can take that needle out of my leg now. I'd like to pull up my pants. — Alison Kemper

That's it. New rule: no more flirting during the zombie apocalypse — Alison Kemper