Alex Adams Famous Quotes & Sayings

Just say the word and I'll make him stay.
I have to do it.
There's no have to. Not even now. — Alex Adams

When I awake, the world is still gone. — Alex Adams

Do you realize you're talking to yourself?
Yes.
It's good that you know the difference. — Alex Adams

You're on a blind date. The only other questions is: Why aren't you drinking heavily? — Alex Adams

Can I ask you something?
Boxers. Briefs exacerbate my claustrophobia. — Alex Adams

Just a cold. And I think maybe I'm pregnant, because I'm always riding the porcelain bus, or thinking about it. — Alex Adams

Five years, my family thinks it's time I moved on. I'd like to move on with a non-asshole — Alex Adams

I've heard the story about the woman who opened the box and let havoc grab a choke hold on the world. — Alex Adams

She's unhurt - or at least not bleeding on the oustide. — Alex Adams

I don't want him to think I'm crazy, because I'm not. Desperate is what I am. Quietly desperate and insatiably curious. — Alex Adams

Our new intern sorts pot shards like some kind of savant. The other interns call himi Rain Man. — Alex Adams

Pa-rump, pa-rump, pa-rump. He's the Little Drummer Boy on speed. — Alex Adams

If the world ends tomorrow, understand that I regret saying no. — Alex Adams

Fuck you. Fuck you with a chainsaw! — Alex Adams

Thank God.
Yeah, God. That guy. — Alex Adams

Have you ever been in love?
Yes.
What's it like?
Great and terrible. Like Oz. — Alex Adams

It's old. Really old.
Is that a technical term?
Yeah, it's technical. Translation: I don't know how old it is, but it's really fucking old.
Wow. That is old. — Alex Adams

It's not just college grades that fall in a curve. Human decency is bell-shaped, with some of us slopping over the edges. Saints on one end, sinners on the other. — Alex Adams

You want something to drink?
Is this a trick question?
Yes. I'm going to read your personality based on your beverage choices, so choose wisely. — Alex Adams

Detach or go crazy. — Alex Adams

My two best friends are dead, which means they're great listeners now, but lousy as far as support goes. — Alex Adams

And while I tell him all my thoughts, I don't always share my secrets. — Alex Adams

I have two choices: attend my sister's dinner party or tie a plastic sack around my mother's head until she runs out of ngagging. I choose the evil that doesn't come witha felony conviction. — Alex Adams

He reels me in, cups my face with both hands, and becomes my whole world. This is a kiss
maybe the last one we'll ever know, so we stay there forever, warm and safe. When he pulls away, something is lost. I think it's my heart. — Alex Adams

Why don't you tell me why you called me?
Don't you know?
I'm a therapist, nto a psychic.
That would make your job easier, no?
Scarier. — Alex Adams

You're not dead.
I'm not dead.
Why? How?
Dying wasn't on my list. — Alex Adams

My sister's voice is Minnie Mouse and a dash of fingernails down a chalkboard, but only when she wants to bend me to her will. — Alex Adams

I pray to a God I don't really have faith in just so I feel like I have company. — Alex Adams

Worst case I'll bring Rain Man here. I'll tell him it's a date.
Aha, so he's cute, then?
Tasty. And smart. Can't beat that witha stick. — Alex Adams

Otherwise I'll do something that I won't be able to live with. And that's important to me, being able to live with my actions. My thoughts are a different story. They've my own and they don't hurt anyone but me. — Alex Adams

They rushed in like sickle cells forced through a vein. — Alex Adams

Just so we're clear, I dont' secretly want to have sex with either of my parents.
Me either. I worked through that in college just to make sure. It was touch and go for a while, especially when my father kept asking me if he looked pretty. — Alex Adams