Al Swearengen Quotes & Sayings

The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back. — Al Swearengen

You can't slit the throat of everyone whose character it would improve. — Al Swearengen

Act averse to nasty language and partial to fruity tea. — Al Swearengen

The obvious merits utterance. Character is f**king pertinent. — Al Swearengen

Don't I yearn for the days when a draw across the throat made f**king resolution. — Al Swearengen

Change ain't looking for friends. Change calls the tune we all dance to. — Al Swearengen

I wouldn't trust a man who wouldn't try to steal a little. — Al Swearengen

The question is: until reinforced, can we learn the ways of church mice. — Al Swearengen

Let's leave it all alone. I'm stupidest when I try to be funny. — Al Swearengen

Yeah, the cut throats and the pigs. But who wants all that blood spilled, judge, huh? Isn't there a simpler way of not pissing off the big vipers? — Al Swearengen

Pain or damage don't end the world ... — Al Swearengen

Announcin' your plans is a good way to hear god laugh. — Al Swearengen

Bloodletting on my premises that I ain't approved I take as a f***ing affront. It puts me off my feed. — Al Swearengen