Abigail Barnette Quotes & Sayings

We'd spent eleven hours together. That had to be some kind of record for a second date that didn't involve a sleepover or a kidnapping. — Abigail Barnette

I didn't have a lot of fighting experience, but I would punch an octopus if I had to, to save a life. — Abigail Barnette

You don't want to get in that line ... it's fucking long — Abigail Barnette

Yes, one of the benefits of being embarrassingly rich is that you find out if you have syphilis much earlier than the average peasant would. — Abigail Barnette

in terms of sin, you're in the majors, and she hasn't even filled out her Little League paperwork yet." "I'll — Abigail Barnette

I know I'm not supposed to argue with you when you talk about dying. And yes, you could die, Neil. But I could get hit by a bus and die tomorrow. Either we need to live every single day together like it's our last, or we need to be comfortable with the fact that some times are just sucky times. — Abigail Barnette

Every time I thought the bag must be empty, he brought yet another item out. It was like he'd hijacked Mary Poppins's luggage on her way to a fetish weekend. — Abigail Barnette

And I dare say most people don't think too deeply on sex, beyond what they've been taught through the media and society. — Abigail Barnette

Submission was such a nice mini-vacation, in that respect, a pleasure cruise through sex with heightened senses and emotions, and no thought to the outside world until. — Abigail Barnette

Money does not guarantee immortality. — Abigail Barnette

It was like he'd sprung fully-formed from my eighteen-year-old fantasies, the hot History teacher who just couldn't help himself. — Abigail Barnette

But the best part of catching Neil in the shower was, hands down, the loud, awful singing. — Abigail Barnette

Well, at least you'll get some down time to heal up before the chemo. Of course, that sounds kind of like in The Princess Bride when they heal Westley up before they torture him. — Abigail Barnette

I love you so much that I regret having memories that don't include you. — Abigail Barnette

Never be timid about your own pleasure. Don't be ashamed to come. — Abigail Barnette

Parenting fucked you up. — Abigail Barnette

Call me old fashioned, but I kind of enjoy the so-called 'walk of shame.' It's really more a 'walk of pride because I got some. — Abigail Barnette

You don't know what you're going to do in a situation until faced with it. Life lesion learned. I was going to have to banish 'never' from my repertoire. — Abigail Barnette

Well, if this place is going down, I'll just go home. I have hours of Real Housewives DVRed that I have to catch up on." Holli sounded almost bored at the idea of the top fashion magazine in the country going into a tailspin. Probably because no matter what happened, she would be fine. Holli didn't have an ego about her job, and would just as happily do cleaning product commercials as high-fashion shoots. I often used her somewhat lackadaisical approach to her career to get some perspective on my own. — Abigail Barnette

The cancer bubble. It's almost like he's not here. Like he's on pause, and my life with him is on pause, and we're just waiting to see if somebody is going to hit play again or just stop the thing entirely. — Abigail Barnette

If something happens and you should cry about it, it's better to laugh and get the fuck over it. — Abigail Barnette

Nobody can control their emotional reactions, we can only control our actions, and my current action was to slap my jealousy in the face and shove her in a vat of shut the fuck up. — Abigail Barnette

I don't know you, and I'll never see you again, so why not carpe the...dick? — Abigail Barnette

I could only imagine the prenup I'd have to sign: In the event of a divorce, Mrs. Scaife- Elwood will receive eleventy- bajillion dollars and Mr. Elwood will continue to blame himself for the dissolution of the marriage and the ruining of Mrs. Scaife- Elwood's life, in perpetuity, even though it's probably not his fault. — Abigail Barnette

People are darkened rooms, and each person they choose to include in their lives is a beam of light, uncovering some new, previously hidden part of them. — Abigail Barnette