Zoophobia Wiki Quotes & Sayings

I have never been much of a groomer. I take baths a lot, but I don't wear deodorant. I don't have to. I have a miraculous body scent. I've had women smell me and say that should be bottled. I would advise guys to lay off the Drakkar, because the cavemen weren't wearing it. They might have been putting mint leaves on their balls, but [your scent] is grown naturally. I have really good dating advice. — Zach Galifianakis

We do not realize the sound the world makes
unless, of course, it comes to a stop. Then, when it starts, it sounds like an orchestra. — Mitch Albom

If I could throw my phone away, I would probably do it. It's always on silent, and I don't like when it rings and people are calling. We could live without those things in the past when we just had a phone on the street somewhere, on the corner or at the house. I have no interest in telling all the people what I do every day and where I am. — Kimi Raikkonen

Ser Barristan Selmy raised his pale blue from the table and said, 'Your Grace, ther is honor in facing an enemy on the battlefield, but none in killing him in his mother's womb. Forgive me, but I must stannd with Lord Eddard. — George R R Martin

One cannot attain divine knowledge till one gets rid of pride. Water does not stay on the top of a mound; but into low land it flows in torrents from all sides. — Ramakrishna

I went through every phone book in Africa, and I didn't find one god damned Pryor! — Richard Pryor

Flawed Human Parents + Shit Life Throws At You = Childhood That 'Builds Character. — Deb Caletti

You will always face difficulties in prayer. Just accept it. — John Bartunek