Zonneveld Thijs Quotes & Sayings

My son, Rob ... said the only time he ever wraps a gift is, quote, "if it's such a poor gift that I don't want to be there when the person opens it." — Dave Barry

The Senate was holding hearings on deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly, making them think they're going to get a bunch of money, when in reality they never see any of it. The most popular of these scams is called Social Security. — Colin Quinn

I spent a long time trying to convince myself you were better off without me. That keeping away from you was the best way to keep you safe. But I can't do it anymore. I won't. See, you and I mated for life about a million years ago, little bird. Without you, there's no music. No love. No life. — Julie Johnson

Hey, stranger, he says as I climb into the passenger seat, in a voice like I'm not one at all. — Katie Cotugno

Stability and security are just illusions. But they are necessary illusions because without them there would be no way of going on. — Andrew Crofts