Zoltons Salon Quotes & Sayings

Joff loves me and the queen does too, she said so. — George R R Martin

I want to keep people guessing. — Natalie Dormer

These are things like Michael Jackson's Thriller, an album that was (1) produced by Quincy Jones, (2) features guitar playing by Eddie Van Halen, (3) includes at least three singles that ooze awesomeness, and (4) has the single best bass line from the entire 1980s (i.e., the opening of "Billie Jean"). It is a "guilty pleasure," presumably, because 45 million people liked it, and because Jackson is quite possibly a pedophile, a d because two dancers had a really unfair knife fight in the video for "Beat It." This is akin to considering Thomas Jefferson a "guilty pleasure" among presidents because he briefly owned a pet bear. I mean, he still wrote the fucking Declaration of Independence, you know? — Chuck Klosterman

Every time you say no to Jesus Christ, it makes it that much harder for you to say yes to Jesus Christ. — Adrian Rogers

Plus it'll triple your assimilation rate over anything filtered through the senses. Perfect for porn. — Peter Watts

I take more to the subject than to my ideas about it. I am not interested in any idea I have had, the subject is so demanding and so important. — Lee Friedlander

If you think my music is sentimental and self-absorbed, I agree with you. — James Taylor

I had youth, beauty, two advantages conferred by chance, and of which we are as proud as if they were hard-won. — Honore De Balzac