Zoelena Quotes & Sayings

I don't like humans. Sure, they're good for an occasional fuck, but they aren't like reindeer. They may look like us when we're shifted, but that's the extent of it. If that makes me human-phobic, so be it. Some I've hooked up with wanted more than I was willing to give them. When I take off to the states for a holiday, it damn sure isn't to find someone to develop feelings for. — Candi Kay

Did she just call me a bleeding toothpick? Kill her! Kill her now! — Jennifer Estep

I just tried one where my client claimed he was urinating in a back alley. Turns out he was jerking off on a street corner. The prosecution had twenty-one witnesses. They were nuns." She looked pained.

"I understand," I said gently, patting her on the back. — N.M. Silber

You are as much able as you know — Ali Ibn Abi Talib

There are plenty of attractive beasts in the world. — Andrea Cremer

O God, I love you to the edge of madness, Venetia, but I'm not mad yet
not so mad that I don't know how disastrous it might be to you
to us both! You don't realize what an advantage I should be taking of your innocence! — Georgette Heyer

It's not about what you get out but what you put into hip hop as a genre. — Chuck D

In every long-term relationship are a few pockets of deep and dangerous water into which one can step unaware if not careful. Eventually, somebody drowns or the interested parties post warning signs around these pockets. — Poppy Z. Brite

I believe that man was created to enjoy himself, indeed, that he can claim it as his legitimate right. In fact, as long as he lives, man cannot help enjoying himself, even if he tries not ... Today the average person, when he hears the word pleasure, immediately thinks of something immoral. But nothing could be more wrong. — Kafu Nagai

So it wasn't a dream. You really are here in my bedroom.... — Janine Caldwell

Sarah Palin is very pro-life of course, unless the life is that of an Iraqi civilian or a wolf running frantically from a roaring helicopter while being strafed with ribbons of automatic weapons fire. — Seth MacFarlane

Celebrity life and media culture are probably the most overbearing pop-cultural conditions that we as young people have to deal with, because it forces us to judge ourselves. — Lady Gaga

Television is a big roulette table on so many levels. That's all it is for actors. — Gary Cole

You're ridiculously cute. How did you ever survive? — Priya Kanaparti