Zoboros Quotes & Sayings

And I get it, okay? I mean, look at him. I'd bang that drum, too. All I'm saying is, if you don't want your overprotective sister meddling in your business, find someone else to massage your lady bits."

"I'm partial to massaging my own lady bits, actually. I have no problem getting my own kinks out."

"Yes, well, more power to you then. But I, for one, am getting carpal tunnel syndrome with all the self-massaging I've been doing as of late. — Mia Sosa

The writer's job is to free language from the prison of ideas. — Marty Rubin

I will fix two things," Rock said, hand to his chest, as if making a salute. "One for the brave and one for the silly. You may choose between these things. — Brandon Sanderson

Those who will defend authority against rebellion must not themselves rebel. — J.R.R. Tolkien

When once estrangement has arisen between those who truly love each other, everything seems to widen the breach. — Mary Elizabeth Braddon

Instead of taking the reader by the hand and running him down the hill, I want to lead him into a house of many rooms, and leave him alone in each of them. — Mary Oliver

When I first met Elvis, we had so much in common and became fast friends. — Wayne Newton

The automotive X Prize, to a great degree, is focused on addressing petroleum usage and carbon emissions. — Peter Diamandis

For a little bit I forgot that I was apparently made of evil, and that I was being stalked by a ghost. — Rachel Hawkins