Ziua Copilului Quotes & Sayings

My English teacher wanted to have sex with me in Junior High ... the only problem was, my English teacher was a guy ... I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and stapled his nuts to a stack of papers. — Eminem

She was an expert in the exact amount of condolence which would be acceptable. — Agatha Christie

The thing that all sports have in common is that they have no fantasy elements, which is a little weird. — Jesse Schell

The Patriot wears that mask EVERYWHERE! Even in the shower! — Anderson Luis De Abreu Oliveira

What appeals to you the most is the very thing that will drive you crazy — Emily Giffin

I don't call myself a singer, I'm a voice, lent to music — Debby Ryan

When I'm back home in Chicago, since 'Roseanne' was such a Midwestern, blue-collar show, that's what sticks out in people's minds. — Johnny Galecki

I know you're supposed to tell kids not to do drugs, but, kids, do it! Do weed! Don't do the other stuff, but weed is good — Kevin Smith

The man who meets with a failure attributes this failure rather to the ill will of another than to fate. — Friedrich Nietzsche

I don't know what I ate, but I felt immensely better after the first mouthful. It occurred to me that my vision of the fig-tree and all the fat figs that withered and fell to the earth might well have arisen from the profound void of an empty stomach. — Sylvia Plath

Passionate people invariably deny their anger, and cowards often boast their ignorance of fear. — Napoleon Bonaparte

I'm flatulent in many languages. — John R. Erickson

Our life's a moment and less than a moment, but even this mite nature has mockingly humored with some appearance of a longer span. — Seneca The Younger

Make your "yes" mean yes, and your "no" mean no. — John Wooden

Over time, though, we all face the truth that we can never find true meaning, true significance apart from God. — Justin Camp