Zissimos Comedy Quotes & Sayings

She would talk to him in the car, ask him something, then turn on the radio and find her question answered by the lyrics of a song; pick up a book and turn to a random page, to find the words that were exactly what she needed to hear. There is no such thing as coincidence, she would think, blowing a kiss of thanks to the heavens. — Jane Green

There are two kinds of science: The black science and the white science. The science of weapon production is the black one. Working in this category of science is a great betrayal to humanity! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

but he never murdered me. Not once. That's saying something, isn't it? — Heidi Schulz

Simply by looking at the regulated placement of fire escapes on the sides of residential high-rises, Dakswin could deduce which floors had fewer apartments (fewer would mean larger, more expensive apartments, more likely to be filled with luxury goods) and even where, on each floor, you might expect to find elevator shafts and apartment entrances. — Geoff Manaugh

With quietism like yours one could fill a hundred years with happiness. Whether one showed you an execution or a little finger, you would extract an equally edifying thought from both of them, and would still be content. That's the way to get on in life. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Man is the merriest species of the creation; all above or below him are serious. — Joseph Addison

Freedom is never more in peril than when politicians feel the pressure to 'do something.' — Sheldon Richman

Why were we born different? Why do we see the world how it actually is? Because we were meant to change the world, but not live in it. — Jennifer Megan Varnadore

When you love
someone, they become your reason. — David Levithan

I never really paid much attention to music that was going on in the UK. I was always looking towards the States for my inspiration. — Albert Lee

Britain is A world by itself, and we will nothing pay For wearing our own noses. — William Shakespeare