Ziplock Bag Quotes & Sayings

Finally, the best way to stay motivated in the business world is simply achieving success. — Kevin J. Donaldson

The actual "Root Bug" is the fact that earning opportunities (work) aren't allocated to people (in the mid-term) according to their willingness to spend and invest. — Tuure Parkkinen

Time became distance for me in the way it is for all mortals — Yann Martel

Mack Gaffey, resident veterinarian and owner of Oak Falls Kennel for the Canine Challenged came to greet him. He was a tall, painfully thin man with a tuft of wiry gray hair sticking out in horns on his head and a pair of thick-rimmed glasses.
"Sheriff, glad you could make it." They shook hands.
"Alright Mack," Al said. "So you've had yourself some vandalism, huh?"
Mack nodded and lead him around his white GMC. On hood of the van was a fogged-up ZipLock bag. "Some sicko took a dump on my van."
Mack held up the bag so Al could see the giant, steaming turd inside. "It's human shit, Al. I did the tests this morning."
The sheriff frowned and started wiping the hand he shook Mack's with against his pants. "Well, this stinks."
"You should smell it out of the bag, Sheriff. — Daniel Younger

It is a fine sunny day and great matters loom across the horizon of history. Carthage in my rearview mirror, I blend into Time. — Charles Bukowski

I am made to tremble and I fear! — Pope John XXIII

I'll catch fire, turn to ash and re-form ... I'll be stronger ... and you'll be forever mine. — Gena Showalter

Bismarck was a large persian cat owned by Florence Nightingale. — Florence Nightingale

You might argue that my example is bad because Einstein is dead. But according to physicist Erwin Schrodinger, Einstein is neither dead nor alive until we dig him up and open the casket. If he's alive, he might want his brain back, which I understand is in a Ziplock bag in some guy's freezer. And this is a perfect example of why examples always distract from the main point. — Scott Adams

Senator Barack Obama is a gifted and eloquent young man who I think can do great things for our country. — Joe Lieberman