Zillow Funny Quotes & Sayings

A man can go from being a lover to being a stranger in three moves flat but a woman under the guise of friendship will engage in acts of duplicity which come to light very much later. There are different species of self-justification. — Anita Brookner

After all, I might not intend to use him for a plaything, but I could still appreciate looking through the toy-shop window. — Deanna Raybourn

When writers don't know what to do with a character, they build up the supporting cast and universe to kind of hide that fact. After a while, you can no longer see the character for the underbrush. When that happens, you need to bring out the weed-whacker to clear some of that away so you can focus on the main character. — J. Michael Straczynski

I didn't sign any contracts, and I didn't see any oil. — Vladimir Zhirinovsky

If the Internet is worth its salt, it has to help arrest the forces that promote inequality, monopoly, hypercommercialism, corruption, depoliticization and stagnation. — Robert Waterman McChesney

Some people can make their ears move - it's their party trick. Don't feel bad if you can't do it. Just find yourself another party trick. — Marian Keyes

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. — Hugh Kingsmill