Zeitner And Sons Quotes & Sayings

There was no joke I could make that was too offensive. I can actually remember at least one time where my mother told me something that, I was like, 'whoa!' — Seth MacFarlane

We all know that drugs, alcohol and tobacco are Bad, but work, we are brought up to believe, is Good. As a result the world is full of families who are angry at being abandoned and breadwinners who are even more angry because their hours of labour are not sufficiently appreciated. — Stephen Fry

Grace is free only because the giver himself has borne the cost. — Philip Yancey

Pissy is a nice way to say bitchy, but I'm okay with it. — C.J. Ellisson

I want to, like, drink wine and talk about the Middle East or whatever the fuck we're gonna want to do when we're old. — John Green

Words will be just words, till you bring them to life. — Niall Horan

In the long run, people will not remember you for your appearance but for your kind attitude towards others. Remember, being beautiful will make you look charming temporarily but it's pure soul that has the ability to win others' hearts forever. — Melinda Smart

People always said to me, "You must have been dyslexic." I wasn't. Why is it that when a white kid can't read people say he's dyslexic but when a black kid can't read people say he "fell through the cracks." This is a racist thought. I was as white as they come, and I fell through the cracks known as my parents and the Los Angeles school system. That said, Dyslexia would make a great black name. Sounds like a good wide out for the Steelers. — Adam Carolla