Zeffirinos Quotes & Sayings

Why did I think that this improvisation could never end? If I had seen that it could, what would I have done differently? What would he? — Joan Didion

Money is like an arm or leg- use it or lose it. — Henry Ford

There are certainly talented instrumentalists coming from India. I see them performing all over the world. — Zubin Mehta

We show wisdom by a decent conformity to social etiquette; it is excess of neatness or display that creates dandyism in men, and coquetry in women. — Robert Adam

I have created the life that I live ... therefore I can create the life that I want. — Graham King

The thing about fantasy - there are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. You don't have sex near unicorns. It's an ironclad rule. It's tacky. — J.K. Rowling

Like most bad ideas, it started with alcohol. — Cy Wyss

When I came out of high school, my objective in life was to get a job selling used cars, but after trying for two weeks, nobody would hire me. — Jim Pattison

If a weaker baboon be attacked by a stronger baboon the weaker baboon will either (a) present his hrump fanny I believe is the word, gentlemen, heh heh for passive intercourse or (b) if he is a different type baboon more extrovert and well-adjusted, lead an attack on an even weaker baboon if he can find one. — William S. Burroughs

Sara grinned at that. A long time ago I learned not to explain things to people. It misleads them into thinking they're entitled to know everything I do. — Lisa Kleypas

The future economic success of Silicon Valley will be contingent on whether we have a good quality of life. World-class workers will only want to come to a world-class living environment. — Carl Guardino

All the honey in the world is nothing without the confirmation of the bees. — Jarvis Price

But worries are for people who can't pull grown men apart with their bare hands. — Eliza Crewe

A Hamburger is warm and fragrant and juicy. A hamburger is soft and nonthreatening. It personifies the Great Mother herself who has nourished us from the beginning. A hamburger is an icon of layered circles, the circle being at once the most spiritual and the most sensual of shapes. A hamburger is companionable and faintly erotic. The nipple of the Goddess, the bountiful belly-ball of Eve. You are what you think you eat. — Tom Robbins

Let each citizen contribute their natural talents or acquired skills to the greater benefit of all in the community. — Michael Tellinger