Zappas Quotes & Sayings

Ladies like improv stilts, and I think men like improv giant cocks. But one of the great things about improv is that you get to play some roles you'd never get to play otherwise, you know, like the old Italian pizza-maker who's passing on the business down to his son. You get to play it all when you improvise. — Amy Poehler

It's the decomposition that gets me. You spend your whole life looking after your body. And then you rot away. — Brigitte Bardot

Open your heart and mind like the wings of a butterfly. See then how high you CAN fly. — Zeenat Aman

One of the enemies of creativity and innovation, especially in relation to our own development, is common sense. — Ken Robinson

The Whig interpretation of history ... is the tendency in many historians to write on the side of Protestants and Whigs, to praise revolutions provided they have been successful, to emphasise certain principles of progress in the past and to produce a story which is the ratification if not the glorification of the present. — Herbert Butterfield

The vision of Christ that thou dost see is my vision's greatest enemy . Both read the Bible day and night, but thou read'st black where I read white. His seventy disciples sent against religion and government . — William Blake

How could anyone get anything important done if they didn't plan to get anything important done? You couldn't leave the important things in life to accident. — Anonymous

When you're a sledgehammer, you don't need to be unobvious. You just need one good hit. — Stylo Fantome

Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking. — Louise Erickson

I will treat you differently, not because of your heart problem or the fact that you think you're physically fragile or weak. I'll treat you differently because you're different to me. You matter to me. — J.L. Berg

I really love comedy and weirdly enough, I love how my journey has ended up. I get to laugh all day long. — Anna Faris

MYTH373. | Paul Revere rode through the night to warn the colonists that, "the British are coming!" What really happened is that Revere rode in silence to avoid army patrols while spreading the word to key people. He also used the warning, "the regulars are coming out," as opposed to "the British" since many colonists were still loyal to the crown. — John Brown