Zanottos Foxworthy Quotes & Sayings

Suffering is getting what you do not want while wanting what you do not get. — J.I. Packer

If you asked me if I'd rather be Speaker or a very senior minister, I'd say Speaker. — John Bercow

I definitely would rather take a nap than get angry. — Natasha Lyonne

If your child can't resist throwing gravel in the park, in spite of your efforts to offer tempting alternatives, you can say, "I'm taking you home now. I don't want anyone to get hit by a rock, even a little one."

If your child wants to help put pancake batter in the pan, but despite friendly reminders you can't convince him not to jump around at the stove, you can say, "I can't cook with you now. I'm too worried about burns."

If your child refuses to get in his carseat, "I can see the seat belt is uncomfortable. You feel freer without it. I can't take you to your friend's house without the belt buckled." Or, "I don't want to be late for work. I'm buckling you in. I know how much you hate it! — Joanna Faber

It is better to copulate than never. — Robert A. Heinlein

In order to destroy the world, it becomes necessary to save it. — Michael Chabon

Real morality is possible when the sanctions for morality are also tangible and real. Therefore, atheism shifts the basis of morality from faith in god to obligations of social living. Moral conduct is not a passport to heaven; it is social necessity. — Goparaju Ramachandra Rao