Zajlik Az Quotes & Sayings

Tell me again how great you are, asshole. Nothing like a steel enema to ruin even your best day. (Fang) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

The DC Improv food is amazingly edible for a comedy club. — Jim Gaffigan

It takes a happy marriage to make light of small things. — Elizabeth Goudge

Helplessness induces hopelessness, and history attests that loss of hope and not loss of lives is what decides the issue of war. — B.H. Liddell Hart

May all your problems be fictional and of your own devising, and may it be a very long time until you come to pen the words 'the end'. — The Detection Club

States that scrap their state-run Obamacare exchanges are admitting they've wasted millions of dollars in federal grants. It's only fair that states have to pay American taxpayers and the federal government back for their total incompetence. — John Barrasso

He's in the military, serving overseas in Afghanistan."
"Well done. You're marrying an American hero," A.J. says.
"I guess I am."
"I hate those guys," he says. "They make me feel totally inadequate. Tell me something shitty about him so that I feel better. — Gabrielle Zevin

My sister actually has a "thinking face." It makes people wait before speaking to her. Dad says my thinking face makes it look like I want to go to the loo. — Jojo Moyes

My whole thing is to inspire, to better people, to better myself forever in this thing that we call rap, this thing that we call hip hop. — Kendrick Lamar

Man, you can come see me six or seven times in a row and you'll never see the same show twice, because I don't like to be robotic onstage. I like to perform for that particular audience. — J. B. Smoove

And even if it felt like Mam hated me, she had to love me, didn't she? She had to love me, because she was my mam, and Susan was just somebody who got stuck taking care of Jamie and me because of the war. — Kimberly Brubaker Bradley

I know thousands of German's who are totally different from me, so we're not alike, we're not the same. — Bernhard Langer

I love going back and forth from drama to comedy. I love switching it around and showing people that I can do both. — Kaitlyn Dever