Zaitz Les Quotes & Sayings

Regardless of where you are and where you think you should be, you is where you is. Accept that fact. And at the same time, become aware of and accept another universal fact: the only constant is change. You are always exactly where you need to be... — Jordan Finneseth

When I was at home with papa, he told me his opinion about everything, and so I had the same opinions; and if I differed from him I concealed the fact, because he would not have liked it. He called me his doll-child, and he played with me just as I used to play with my dolls. — Henrik Ibsen

More fun than a frog in a glass of milk. — Bob Weir

It's a digital e-cigarette." "What's digital about it?" "You hold it in your fingers, like this." "I'm serious. Is it part of the Internet of things? Do they know when you're smoking it?" "I don't think so. I think they just mean it works on electricity. — Nell Zink

If something is going on in my life, it winds up getting into my strip. — Bill Griffith

When I moved to New York at 22, I didn't know what I wanted to do. I took an improv class, and the first scene I did, I felt like 'I want to do this for the rest of my life.' It was the first time I ever felt like that about anything. I tried to make a living off improv. — Kurt Braunohler

Never confuse truth and the latest public opinion poll. — Orrin Woodward

If the customer loves you, the government will have to love you. — Jack Ma

So hold your head up high, reserve your smiles for those who really deserve them, and let the world know it's your bitch. — The Betches

Me, I'm spiritually retarded, I need to be knee deep in water with a fly rod in my hands, that's about as close to God as I get. — Steve Earle