Zahradkarske Quotes & Sayings

You're not pregnant, are you? (Jack)
What would make you think that? (Syd)
Barefoot. Pregnant. Them things go hand in hand, 'cause them pregnant women have feet that can swell up to ten times their normal size. (Jack) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I love hanging out with friends and family. — Ashley Wagner

Life isn't about being perfect and sometimes life sure as hell isn't about having perfect timing. It just is. Either you embrace it or you lose your opportunity to what could be something amazing. — M. Clarke

Never trust what a man says when he's focused on putting his schlong into your cookie, dear. — Tracy Tappan

Disregard the study of God, and you sentence yourself to stumble and blunder through life blindfolded, as it were, with no sense of direction and no understanding of what surrounds you. — J.I. Packer

The teacher is no longer merely the-one-who-teaches, but one who is him/herself taught in dialogue with the students, who in turn while being taught also teach. They become jointly responsible for a process in which all grow. — Paulo Freire

If I was tall and blonde, I might have been a dancer or singer. — Agnes Varda

Change is disturbing when it is done to us, exhilarating when it is done by us. — Rosabeth Moss Kanter

I can say that I have not done any culpable violation of the constitution. — Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo

I just don't think one person has that much to contribute to any subject. — Bernice Johnson Reagon

You've got to go through it to get to the end of it. — Suzanne Collins

I did martial arts since I was 10 years old, and I've got as much love for the movies as I have for martial arts, so when I was 18 years old, I started studying performing arts with the eye of getting into the film industry and went to drama school after that. — Scott Adkins

The other thing you can do is write a strong personal essay which lets admissions people inside your life, your heart, and your world.
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Anyway, it can be hard to figure out what to write about, so here are a few suggestions:
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5. Reasons it's wrong to be racist even though it makes sense to you. — Eugene Mirman