Zahlen 1 100 Quotes & Sayings

Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London? — Louis C.K.

I consider myself a lesbian, but I'm a bisexual lesbian. — Betty Dodson

I was the girl that everyone always assumed was good... so they never asked... but he had and the world stopped. — Jay Crownover

I saw on HBO they were advertising a boxing match "It's a fight to the finish". That's a good place to end. — Mitch Hedberg

A good leader ... maintains a balance between emotional drive and sound thinking. — Haile Selassie

Ideally, you want to be in a fifty-fifty power-sharing arrangement with the audience - both of you are there for a mutually enjoyable experience. — Franklyn Ajaye

You can fake intelligence, but you can't fake wit. — Oscar Wilde

Reaching out to rescue one another under ANY condition is an eternal measure of love. — Ronald A. Rasband

When the whirlpool of thoughts is going on; that is known as the mind. At that time, the mind is functioning independently. That and the vrutis (tendencies of the chit) have no relationship. The tendencies arise later on, and then they go back and forth. — Dada Bhagwan

Dragons were dangerous in the sky. Of course, they were dangerous on the ground too. Just less dangerous. In the same way that a sword is less dangerous so long as it's pointed at someone else. — Brandon Sanderson

There's a part of me that wants to look nice and occasionally wants to be snappy, and the other part of me that just wants to wear the same sweater until I die. And I'm in constant conflict between those two sides. — Hugh Dancy

Hence one meets in polite society few novelists, or poets, few of all those sublime creatures who speak of the things that are not to be mentioned. — Marcel Proust

I didn't know there was such a thing as professional soccer, but I knew that Brazil had a women's team that competed against other countries, and I wanted to be on that team. — Marta