Zagro Eniaia Quotes & Sayings

Homemade is a myth. You want to know some things that are homemade? Crystal meth. Crack cocaine. A pipe bomb full of nails. Now we're talkin' homemade. — George Carlin

It's a technical, fairly difficult job that has no particular political connotations, so I doubt there are any big campaign contributors dying to be on the Fed. And remember, it doesn't pay very well, certainly by Republican standards. — Alice Rivlin

Great! she thought. I died again and this is hell and there is a man in it. — Wm. Paul Young

Obama's not embarrassing. The country is embarrassing. — Harvey Weinstein

Singlehood is a problem to be solved. Even the bishops in singles wards are impatient with us, frustrated with the amount of time they spend away from their families, dealing with violations of the law of chastity. There's an easy solution, we're often reminded. "Just choose one," said one bishop to a male friend of mine, and indicated, like a game show host, the array of available women before him. — Nicole Hardy

All wars are civil ones; for it is still man spilling his own blood, tearing out his own bowels. — Francois Fenelon

And so, my beloved Kermit, my dear little Hussein, at the moment America changed forever, your father was wandering an ICBM-denuded watseland, nervously monitoring his radiation level, armed only with a baseball bat, a 10mm pistol, and six rounds of ammunition, in search of a vicious gang of mohawked marauders who were 100 percent bad news and totally had to be dealth with. Trust Daddy on this one. — Tom Bissell

You live your entire life trapped in a sack of meat, unable to enjoy simple pleasures — Rick Riordan

I never want to look back on life and say I wish I did something, and I don't want anybody else to do that. — Big Sean